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Revealed: Bill Clinton’s Intimate Secret Dinner With Ghislaine Maxwell

2020.09.23 01:47 Leather_Term Revealed: Bill Clinton’s Intimate Secret Dinner With Ghislaine Maxwell

thedailybeast.com Sep. 22, 2020
The former president invited Ghislaine Maxwell to a cozy dinner in L.A. in 2014, years after she had been accused by a victim of procuring girls for Epstein’s sex ring.
After a star-studded gala in February 2014, Bill Clinton and his entourage headed to a vegan restaurant in Los Angeles for an intimate dinner with friends.
Their destination was Crossroads Kitchen, a Melrose Avenue hotspot that counts Beyoncé, Christina Applegate, and Katy Perry as fans, and features a menu with artichoke “oysters,” hearts of palm “crab cakes” and tagliatelle “bolognese.” That night, the restaurant was bustling. One insider spotted producer Jerry Bruckheimer and actor Bruce Willis, while TMZ recorded actor Sean Penn gliding through the front door.
Producer Steve Bing—Clinton’s friend, major Democratic donor, and investor in the restaurant who died by suicide this year—was already there waiting for the former president.
Former Clinton staffers Ben Schwerin, a future Snapchat executive, and then-talent agent Michael Kives were also invited to the swanky soiree.
But two other unlikely guests joined the party that night: British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell—accused of procuring underage girls for sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein—and tech CEO Scott Borgerson, now rumored to be her husband.
According to information obtained by The Daily Beast, Clinton’s advance team secured seating for the invitees and specifically noted Maxwell and someone named “Scott” had RSVP’d for the Thursday gathering.
Multiple sources with knowledge of the situation say aides had squabbled over Maxwell’s invitation beforehand due to her links to Epstein. Even to this day, Clinton insiders continue to point fingers over who should be blamed for Maxwell’s addition to the event.
The sources told The Daily Beast that longtime Clinton gatekeeper Doug Band cut Maxwell out of the president’s network in 2011 before he left Clinton’s employ the following year. (Band flew on Epstein’s private jet, including for Clinton’s 2002 humanitarian trip to Africa, and was listed in Epstein’s Little Black Book.)
Information obtained by The Daily Beast indicates Jon Davidson, Clinton’s deputy chief of staff, knew Maxwell was attending the 2014 dinner, which he helped to organize. Davidson did not return messages seeking comment.
“This is an intimate dinner with Clinton in L.A.,” said one source who was disturbed by the decision. “Think of all the people he knows in L.A., and Ghislaine gets to attend.”
Schwerin told The Daily Beast he has no recollection or record of being at the dinner, while Kives said he did not attend and has never met Maxwell or noticed her at other Clinton dinners.
Angel Ureña, a spokesman for Clinton, declined to comment and referred The Daily Beast to a statement he issued in 2019:
“President Clinton knows nothing about the terrible crimes Jeffrey Epstein pleaded guilty to in Florida some years ago, or those with which he has been recently charged in New York. In 2002 and 2003, President Clinton took a total of four trips on Jeffrey Epstein’s airplane: one to Europe, one to Asia, and two to Africa, which included stops in connection with the work of the Clinton Foundation. Staff, supporters of the Foundation, and his Secret Service detail traveled on every leg of every trip. He had one meeting with Epstein in his Harlem office in 2002, and around the same time made one brief visit to Epstein’s New York apartment with a staff member and his security detail. He’s not spoken to Epstein in well over a decade, and has never been to Little St. James Island, Epstein’s ranch in New Mexico, or his residence in Florida.”
One friend of the Clintons told The Daily Beast that Ghislaine was close to Clinton and daughter Chelsea, went backstage at Clinton Global Initiative events, and even visited their homes. The source said the Clintons should take responsibility for spending time with Maxwell, who allegedly offered the Clintons hotel stays, air travel, and other largesse.
“It’s always someone else’s fault, it’s always not true,” the friend said. “They’re always fighting against the reporting and not that they did it. That’s the problem.”
By the time of the Crossroads dinner, the press had widely reported on Epstein’s abuse of girls at his mansion in Palm Beach, Florida, and lawsuits filed by victims of his trafficking scheme.
Claims of Maxwell’s involvement were known to Clinton staffers in 2011, when the Daily Mail reported on survivor Virginia Roberts Giuffre, who said Epstein and Maxwell trafficked her to Prince Andrew when she was 17. The report included a photograph of the British royal posing with Giuffre at Maxwell’s London home. In the picture, Maxwell smiles in the background as Andrew grips Giuffre’s bare waist.
It’s unclear why Maxwell was reintroduced into Clinton’s circle—at least for one cozy meatless dinner in Los Angeles on Feb. 27, 2014.
The night of the dinner, one person remembered Borgerson in particular because he wasn’t Ted Waitt, Maxwell’s ex-boyfriend and the billionaire Gateway co-founder. Waitt is a friend and supporter of the Clinton family, donating at least $10 million to the Clinton Foundation. “She had dated Ted Waitt for some time, so for her to go to a dinner like that, with someone who’s not Ted, was indicative that things moved on,” the source added.
TMZ reported Clinton dined with Penn that night but didn't mention any of the other boldfaced names. The gossip site published video footage of Clinton slipping into the back of the restaurant after a Secret Service motorcade parked, and of Penn striding through the entrance, ignoring a stringer’s questions about meeting Bill.
Hours earlier, the men rubbed elbows at the Unite4:Humanity gala at a Sony Pictures Studios lot, where singer Demi Lovato and other celebrities took selfies with the former president. Clinton, who received a “unity recognition award,” was the keynote speaker.
Clinton flew to New York the next morning, but Maxwell stayed in California. Three days after the group dinner with Clinton, Maxwell attended the Vanity Fair Oscar bash in West Hollywood, where a photographer snapped her with Elon Musk (who, in response to Twitter critics, claimed he was photobombed).
Another source with long ties to Clinton told The Daily Beast they were relieved Page Six or another outlet didn't catch wind of the gathering.
In 2014, Maxwell worked to reinvent herself through her oceans nonprofit, the TerraMar Project, and was photographed at a slew of society parties. She jet-setted to Alaska for the Iditarod, and spoke at a UN roundtable, Google’s Ocean Agenda conference, and a TEDx conference in Charlottesville, Virginia.
Maxwell, now awaiting trial for perjury and grooming girls for Epstein, was friendly with the Clinton clan for years. She had a front-row seat at Chelsea Clinton's wedding in 2010, reportedly as Waitt’s plus-one, at the Astor Courts estate in Rhinebeck, New York. Maxwell, Chelsea, and husband Marc Mezvinsky “flew together on a private plane to rendezvous with Waitt for a trip on Waitt’s yacht” around that time, Politico reported.
Last year, a spokeswoman for Chelsea told CNN the former first daughter was only acquainted with Maxwell because of Waitt.
Still, Maxwell’s ties to the Clintons run deeper. As The Daily Beast previously revealed, Maxwell and Epstein attended a reception at the White House during Clinton’s presidency. Bill and Hillary Clinton hosted the 1993 event for donors to the White House Historical Association, which funded Oval Office renovations including gold draperies and a new rug.
Maxwell’s dubious charity, the Max Foundation, showed a $2,500 contribution to the “Clinton Library and Foundation” in 2003. And in 2002 and 2003, the socialite traveled with the former president when he took trips on Epstein’s plane throughout Asia and Africa. Maxwell also flew from Miami to Westchester County, New York, with a group that included Epstein, Clinton, Secret Service agents and Sarah Kellen, Epstein’s personal assistant and alleged accomplice.
In 2009, one attorney for Epstein victims hired an investigator to serve Maxwell with a subpoena as she schmoozed at the Clinton Global Initiative Annual Meeting in New York. “To say she was upset about being publicly served at this function is an understatement,” attorney Brad Edwards wrote in his book.
Clinton isn't the only high-profile politician under fire over ties to Epstein and Maxwell.
President Donald Trump palled around with Epstein in the '90s and at least until 2002, when he called the hedge-funder a “terrific guy” in an interview with New York.
“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life,” Trump told the magazine.
In 1992, Trump held a “calendar girl” competition at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, and Epstein was reportedly the only guest.
The same year, Epstein and Trump were videotaped at what appears to be a different party at Trump’s private club. Found in NBC archives, the footage was for a talk-show profile on Trump’s new life as a divorcee. The men ogle women on the dance floor, and Trump apparently tells Epstein, "Look at her, back there. ... She's hot." Epstein smiles and nods before collapsing into giggles after Trump whispers something in his ear.
Jane Doe, one survivor of Epstein’s sex ring, said the financier introduced her to Trump in 1994, when she was 14 years old. Her lawsuit said Epstein “elbowed Trump playfully” before asking, “This is a good one, right?”
“Trump smiled and nodded in agreement,” Doe’s complaint alleges. “They both chuckled and Doe felt uncomfortable, but, at the time, was too young to understand why.” (Doe does not accuse Trump of any misconduct.)
Epstein and Trump “were good friends,” Epstein’s brother Mark told the Washington Post, adding that Trump flew on Epstein’s plane “numerous times.” The financier’s address book contains multiple entries for Trump and now-First Lady Melania.
The men supposedly had a falling out over real estate in 2004, when Epstein tried to outbid Trump in a bankruptcy auction for the Palm Beach mansion of nursing home magnate Abe Gosman, according to the Post.
Three years later, Page Six reported Epstein was banned from Mar-a-Lago.
Trump also apparently hobnobbed with Maxwell. At a COVID press conference in July, Trump told reporters he met Maxwell “numerous times over the years” but couldn’t answer whether he thought the beleaguered socialite would spill dirt on other famous people accused of partaking in Epstein’s trafficking scheme.
“I don’t know. I haven’t been following it too much,” Trump said. “I just wish her well, frankly. I’ve met her numerous times over the years, especially since I lived in Palm Beach. I guess they lived in Palm Beach. But I wish her well, whatever it is.”
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2020.08.24 14:43 Army_Bot Summary For: Weekly Question Thread (8/17/2020 to 8/23/2020)

I've read a lot on here about COVID affecting BCT and the changes that have been made there, but does anyone know roughly what to expect at OCS because of this? I leave for BCT then OCS in less than a month
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What are the policies that govern AIT drill sergeant???
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One of the NCOs in my plt is dating a spc(p) in a different brigade. Is this okay since it’s a Promotable? The Spc(p) has a BLC hard slot next month and is getting medboarded. Just trying to help my fellow NCO out.
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Can anyone let me know if airborne school is still super locked down with no pt, no leaving, no doing anything basically? I leave next week to start my quarantine and want to know what level of dumb to expect.
Side note but fuck COVID this is my 3rd god damn school date.
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Can you drop a 4187 to voluntary reclass from a balanced MOS to an under strength MOS? Or is it only Over strength to under strength?
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Anyone know the process for going Blue (USAF) to Green to attend SFAS? Can’t find any concrete info besides you get selected to make the transfer, then attend Basic then Selection. So is the contract 11b or 18x? Since there’s minor differences in the pipeline for them.
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Looking for any updates on 17C phase 2 training at Ft Gordon.
Haven't been able to find anything reflecting the current environment with COVID but really the main thing I'm looking for is daily schedule for MOS-Ts. Read a thread dated about a year ago saying we PT 0530 - 0630 and class 0900 - 1600. Is that still the case? Seems trivial but it'll go a long way in helping determine where the family and I settle down at while we're there.
TIA!
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Short background. I wanted to join the AF as an airborne linguist, but long story short that branch FUCKED me over, so I joined the Army as a 35P instead.
Currently at DLI and I heard a careerist talking about how he's going to be doing "airborne recon" or something like that, basically the regular linguist shit, but from a plane? I didn't bug him with 1000 questions cause we were just leaving PT.
Anyone know more about this, or how I could do something like this? What qualifications I need, etc?
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my sister took a practice AFQT test online and got a 52%, do you think she would pass the asvab?
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Thinking about doing an inter-service transfer. Leaving Japan pretty soon so I'll be able to talk to a proper recruiter pretty soon once I'm back in the states. Is there a way I can find out if there are openings for aviation related MOS for an E-5 before speaking to one?
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Leaving my job as hotshot crew member and just signed a 3 year 68W contract as an E-4 yesterday through the ACASP program since I’m already an Advanced EMT, I was told that I was going to be stationed at Fort Riley which I thought was kind of odd since I was under the impression that you don’t find out where you’re going until after basic.. anyways, I was just curious if someone can let me know what to expect as far as Fort Riley goes. I enjoy running up mountains/trail running on my spare time, lifting weights, drinking at bars, eating out, and hunting. I ship out early October and may get option 40 or option 4 added before I ship since I thoroughly enjoy getting my ass kicked with pt’s and getting mentally challenged.
P.s... boy there were some creatures at MEPS with me signing contracts. I hope the military whips them into shape lol
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Does anyone know how often a 68 series (minus 68W) MOS is available for initial enlistment contracts? I'm looking to join the army in the 68 series and would like an estimate on my wait time for shipping out to basic.
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I'm having trouble with DTS. I was told that reservists get something like .51c a mile traveling to their duty station for drill. Every time i try to create the local voucher and enter "home to duty station" it errors out and doesn't accept the miles. Anyone know anything about the system? I'm going 213 miles each way and i feel like its worth giving it a shot.
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Graduated this year, ship out in September. Pretty excited & nervous! I currently work 2 jobs and rely on caffeine to get through the day and a vape/chew to keep me relaxed. I don’t necessarily over do it ( 1 coffee in the morning and an occasional energy drink, 1 bottle of vape juice last me months) not so much worried about caffeine addiction effecting me I mean it’s just a headache and lethargy for a few days. But I have been using nicotine for 3 years and can’t shake it, that’s why I’m glad I’m going to bootcamp so I can force myself off and not pick it back up. But I’ve made myself to comfortable by using both daily, anyone ship to bootcamp in the same boat as me? How bad are the withdrawals?
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Three questions I have
  1. Can I bring an eye mask and/ or earplugs to basic, for sleep?
  2. I’m gonna be in Arizona for AIT in December. Wanted to buy plane tickets early on (like this month) to save money, and was wondering if anyone had an estimate (roughly) of usually when the day or week is that we’re allowed to go home? (Or if we are at all)
  3. Once I get to basic next month, are we gonna be paid normally during quarantine, or is it going to start after the 14 or so days?
Thanks in advance, and sorry if any of the questions sound stupid.
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Can servicemembers travel to California, either to PCS or for ordinary leave? The defense.mil site isn’t giving me a clear answer.
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Desperately need help improving my 2 mile time. I need to run about a minute or so faster to hit the minimum. Any help plz
Sincerely,
A short fat body
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This week I will be drafting my personal statement for a moral waiver, which I will revise with my recruiter before submitting. My recruiter said that I should first describe the incident of my arrest and explain the charges, and second, reflect on the arrest and share what I have done to develop my moral character since then. They want to know I won't get in trouble again. The statement should be specific, clear and concise.
While these instructions are clear enough, I do have some questions for which I would like additional input, ideally from someone who is familiar with successful moral waivers:
  1. Should I state why I want to join the Army? Broadly speaking, I love America and feel that my personal statement should include some reflection on the importance of the Constitution and the necessity for people to defend it. More specifically, I want to enlist as an infantryman, attend the SF Q-course, and become part of an ODA.
  2. Should I make any argument for how I would be an asset to the Army? In theory, military decisions boil down to either improving or utilizing a nation's war-fighting capabilities. As such, it makes sense to me that I should incorporate some sort of argument or demonstration that my value-added will surpass my limiting factors, and that my efforts to enlist are made in cognizance of this.
Essentially I want to know if there have been positive consequences for including these things in statements, or if they are redundant. I don't want to put anything in the statement that does not need to be there or that will not help my case. All things considered, I am fairly confident that my waiver will be accepted but I want to make sure to write the best statement possible.
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Hey guys, Question regarding moral waivers. I have been waiting for a moral waiver. My recruiter just sent me an email saying I won’t probably have it processed during this fiscal year. How long does it normally take for these to get reviewed. He is leaving me in the dark it feels like
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Currently in AIT... it’s been about 4 months before I become semi-permanent party when I PCS to my phase II location (Fort Bliss) for 68C. If I went to sick call about a thyroid or hormonal problem (which I suspect), and I have a thyroid disease or disorder, will I be chaptered out of the army? I want to look out for my health and lately I haven’t feeling well. I might even have low testosterone levels right now.
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Got a 4-day coming up and I'm stationed at JBLM. Was wondering if anyone has any kickass ideas for the weekend? Aside from the obvious. Canada is off limits. Seattle sucks with covid around. I was thinking perhaps a run down to Oregon? My buddy and I are big into camping/hiking.
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I will be leaving to basic at the end of September and was wondering how voting will work while i am there. I am from Texas and will be going to Fort Sill, I have only ever voted in person and would like some info on if there even is a way to vote from basic training. Thanks!
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Hi, I’m considering joining as 42R. I haven’t started the process yet because I’m worried about Covid outbreak during BCT. What kind of precautions are in place and has there been many positive cases? I’m a wind player so having my lungs is kind of important. Also if anyone is 42R and can answer how long the audition/selection process takes it would be super helpful. Do i have to schedule an audition pretty soon after i get the audition packet? Thank you!
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What's it like as a reservist DS? I got out 4 years ago as an 11b and had a recruiter contact me about getting back in as a DS
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Has anyone had issues with Armed Forces Bank? My recruiter set me up with them and I opened my account over a month ago and now it doesn’t exist. I’m thinking about going to Navy Federal
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Do you need a car on Fort Jackson, SC? Staying in the hotels for BOLC for ~4months and def don’t wanna drive cross country. But also don’t wanna miss my car when I’m there.
Is it assumed that you won’t have a car as far as daily work, class, training is concerned?
And finally, hows life there without a car on weekends, etc?
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Today I went to do my medical at MEPS and now I have to get an eye exam next week due to high myopia. My right eye is -9.5 and my left eye is -8.25...and I'm really worried I might get DQ from enlisting...I got a decent ASVAB scores, passed all my other medical stuff, and the MOS I'm currently pursuing is 35F in the Army. Should I be worried and brace myself the worse case scenario of getting DQ? And if I do get DQ, should I do lasik surgery then? Thank you again for reading this post.
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I feel lost. I’m a SPC(P)/TL waiting on BLC and points. I am not sure where I want to go in terms of duty station, reclass etc.
Currently, a 31B which I don’t hate but having a family and working all these BS shifts with next to no family time because force com is first. I have ponder CID (but again probably no family time, since people can’t stop from murdering each other or touching each other; looking at you Hood)
I’m going to school for Cyber Security so I would like to ultimately like something IT related civilian side. Although my ST/GT score is about 3 pts below the requirements for 17C. Thought about 25B, since that’d be an introduction to IT. And I meet all the requirements. My contract is up in mid 2022. Also thought about being a 42A.
As for duty station. I want something with cooler weather. I have thought about Alaska, JBLM, or Hawaii. I love TX, call me a little bitch but +100 degree heat isn’t for me or the family. Did it in CA and it sucked!
Break Down:
Submit a packet and try for CID (not sure about a TS clearance, nothing crazy bad)
Reclass to 17C, 25B or 42A?
Whats a nice duty station to be at? We our outdoorsy type people but we need some grass and trees (no not like Bragg)
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Can anyone answer- since I’m going to BCT during the election and I’m a Georgia resident are there voting machines on base? Am I allowed to vote during the middle or training? Also will they allow us to watch the election results? Thanks in advance
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Trying to select best possible MEPS date that will domino into a ship date for Basic so that when I tell work (and they freak out) I can gently say don’t worry here is a long term transition plan. However, I can’t seem to find any sort of calendar that details out anything in FY2021. Am I being dumb for trying to google this and assuming drill dates/whatnot are public information? I sent an email to my recruiter which will most probably make his eyes roll asking for a relative timeline since I acknowledge we are knee deep in a pandemic casually so nothing is set in stone; however, I really am trying to mitigate my work plan.
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A friend of mine (stationed in Europe) is soon going to attend the Sniper Course at Fort Benning.
Are there any restrictions due to COVID when it comes to pt, leaving base and such?
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I am planning on enlisting, the mos I really want is 25B. There aren’t any contracts available for 25B. The recruiter said 25U is available. Do you think that 25U would translate well in the civilian world compared to 25B. I’m looking to get experience out of the job.
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Prior service E5 going to FLW for CBRN reclass. Should I leave my golf clubs at home?
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Hey fellas,I want to join the army and choose job 35m, but was told it's not open for me because i have a color vision deficiency and they said waivers are impossible. Has anyone had success or know someone with success on getting in initially or eventually? I would really like a glimmer of hope to be rekindled..
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I have a friend of mine PCSing to my post early next year. Is it possible to see if he can get pulled into my unit? I don't know where to look and I'd like to have a general idea before bringing it up to unit leadership. I understand it would take some string pulling of higher ups among other things such as manning.
I glanced at AR 600-8-8 and haven't found where to look into other than that.
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So I’ve been talking to a recruiter and I am most likely going to be joining sometime in January. Originally I was planning on getting an Option 40 contract, but my recruiter told me that it’s very unlikely I could get one and should just wait till I get to OSUT and talk to a ranger recruiter there. I am 100% sure as of now that I want to try and get into bat. Should I wait out the Option 40 or just join as an 11x and get in contact with a ranger recruiter later?
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My friend wants to join the Air Force. He is fluent in Mandarin but is not a citizen yet. Does he have a shot as a cryptolinguist? He is majoring in Finance and plans to become a commercial pilot one day.
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Going to Kuwait with NG unit. Do I get HOR BAH? I live in an apartment with a roommate with only 3 months left on the lease, there's no way we're going to be able to sublease or break it for my roommate. No dependents.
I think the answer is no, but I just want to be sure.
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24yr old college graduate (shitty gpa, like 2.9 or something in business). I scored a 95 on the ASVAB and my recruiter told me I qualified for any job. I told him I wanted 11x and he was strongly against it. My family is also not too happy about it either. Is it really that bad of a decision?
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I'm interested in joining, but hereditary chronic hep B is holding me back. This condition is incurable. It's treatable with daily pills and does not physically limit me. From what internet searches have revealed, MEPS' blood test looks for HIV, hemoglobin (HGB), hematocrit (HCT), RPR, and alcohol (https://www.thebalancecareers.com/meps-at-a-glance-3354039). My HGB & HCT are in normal ranges.
I don't have cirrhosis or liver abnormalities; my liver is functional. According to some other sites proper liver function with hep C, which is curable, meets standards for MEPS (https://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html).
I asked a recruiter about having hep B and they pointed out how chronic hep B is disqualifying, but they said I would never know for sure until I go to MEPS.
Can I still join? Would it be possible to get a waiver for this?
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I have a few questions. I started off Army Guard (35F and 35M), went Navy Reserve (35S, they call it CTR) but coming back to Army Guard (35L).
1) I have to go to Airborne school. What is their current standard? Are they using the new PT test? 2) Before I got out, I did WLC, and SSD 1. As an E6, what is the current NCOES expectation for me? 3) When are they all moving to the new PT test for record?
Thanks.
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Any 19D that could give me a rundown? What to expect and be prepared for? OSUT advice? Anything about 19D I should know?
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Does anyone possibly know which battalion a private 37F in BCT at Fort Leonard Wood would be in? I want to send my husband a letter with sandboxx but I missed the part of the 30 second phone call where he said which battalion he is in. If it’s too hard to pin down I’ll just wait to hear from him again but if someone knows for fact which battalion 37F’s in Fort Leonard Wood are in I’d really appreciate that being shared.
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How did Covid 19 affect fort jackson?
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2020.08.24 14:43 Army_Bot Summary For: Weekly Question Thread (8/17/2020 to 8/23/2020)

I've read a lot on here about COVID affecting BCT and the changes that have been made there, but does anyone know roughly what to expect at OCS because of this? I leave for BCT then OCS in less than a month
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What are the policies that govern AIT drill sergeant???
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One of the NCOs in my plt is dating a spc(p) in a different brigade. Is this okay since it’s a Promotable? The Spc(p) has a BLC hard slot next month and is getting medboarded. Just trying to help my fellow NCO out.
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Can anyone let me know if airborne school is still super locked down with no pt, no leaving, no doing anything basically? I leave next week to start my quarantine and want to know what level of dumb to expect.
Side note but fuck COVID this is my 3rd god damn school date.
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Can you drop a 4187 to voluntary reclass from a balanced MOS to an under strength MOS? Or is it only Over strength to under strength?
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Anyone know the process for going Blue (USAF) to Green to attend SFAS? Can’t find any concrete info besides you get selected to make the transfer, then attend Basic then Selection. So is the contract 11b or 18x? Since there’s minor differences in the pipeline for them.
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Looking for any updates on 17C phase 2 training at Ft Gordon.
Haven't been able to find anything reflecting the current environment with COVID but really the main thing I'm looking for is daily schedule for MOS-Ts. Read a thread dated about a year ago saying we PT 0530 - 0630 and class 0900 - 1600. Is that still the case? Seems trivial but it'll go a long way in helping determine where the family and I settle down at while we're there.
TIA!
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Short background. I wanted to join the AF as an airborne linguist, but long story short that branch FUCKED me over, so I joined the Army as a 35P instead.
Currently at DLI and I heard a careerist talking about how he's going to be doing "airborne recon" or something like that, basically the regular linguist shit, but from a plane? I didn't bug him with 1000 questions cause we were just leaving PT.
Anyone know more about this, or how I could do something like this? What qualifications I need, etc?
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my sister took a practice AFQT test online and got a 52%, do you think she would pass the asvab?
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Thinking about doing an inter-service transfer. Leaving Japan pretty soon so I'll be able to talk to a proper recruiter pretty soon once I'm back in the states. Is there a way I can find out if there are openings for aviation related MOS for an E-5 before speaking to one?
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Leaving my job as hotshot crew member and just signed a 3 year 68W contract as an E-4 yesterday through the ACASP program since I’m already an Advanced EMT, I was told that I was going to be stationed at Fort Riley which I thought was kind of odd since I was under the impression that you don’t find out where you’re going until after basic.. anyways, I was just curious if someone can let me know what to expect as far as Fort Riley goes. I enjoy running up mountains/trail running on my spare time, lifting weights, drinking at bars, eating out, and hunting. I ship out early October and may get option 40 or option 4 added before I ship since I thoroughly enjoy getting my ass kicked with pt’s and getting mentally challenged.
P.s... boy there were some creatures at MEPS with me signing contracts. I hope the military whips them into shape lol
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Does anyone know how often a 68 series (minus 68W) MOS is available for initial enlistment contracts? I'm looking to join the army in the 68 series and would like an estimate on my wait time for shipping out to basic.
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I'm having trouble with DTS. I was told that reservists get something like .51c a mile traveling to their duty station for drill. Every time i try to create the local voucher and enter "home to duty station" it errors out and doesn't accept the miles. Anyone know anything about the system? I'm going 213 miles each way and i feel like its worth giving it a shot.
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Graduated this year, ship out in September. Pretty excited & nervous! I currently work 2 jobs and rely on caffeine to get through the day and a vape/chew to keep me relaxed. I don’t necessarily over do it ( 1 coffee in the morning and an occasional energy drink, 1 bottle of vape juice last me months) not so much worried about caffeine addiction effecting me I mean it’s just a headache and lethargy for a few days. But I have been using nicotine for 3 years and can’t shake it, that’s why I’m glad I’m going to bootcamp so I can force myself off and not pick it back up. But I’ve made myself to comfortable by using both daily, anyone ship to bootcamp in the same boat as me? How bad are the withdrawals?
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Three questions I have
  1. Can I bring an eye mask and/ or earplugs to basic, for sleep?
  2. I’m gonna be in Arizona for AIT in December. Wanted to buy plane tickets early on (like this month) to save money, and was wondering if anyone had an estimate (roughly) of usually when the day or week is that we’re allowed to go home? (Or if we are at all)
  3. Once I get to basic next month, are we gonna be paid normally during quarantine, or is it going to start after the 14 or so days?
Thanks in advance, and sorry if any of the questions sound stupid.
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Can servicemembers travel to California, either to PCS or for ordinary leave? The defense.mil site isn’t giving me a clear answer.
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Desperately need help improving my 2 mile time. I need to run about a minute or so faster to hit the minimum. Any help plz
Sincerely,
A short fat body
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This week I will be drafting my personal statement for a moral waiver, which I will revise with my recruiter before submitting. My recruiter said that I should first describe the incident of my arrest and explain the charges, and second, reflect on the arrest and share what I have done to develop my moral character since then. They want to know I won't get in trouble again. The statement should be specific, clear and concise.
While these instructions are clear enough, I do have some questions for which I would like additional input, ideally from someone who is familiar with successful moral waivers:
  1. Should I state why I want to join the Army? Broadly speaking, I love America and feel that my personal statement should include some reflection on the importance of the Constitution and the necessity for people to defend it. More specifically, I want to enlist as an infantryman, attend the SF Q-course, and become part of an ODA.
  2. Should I make any argument for how I would be an asset to the Army? In theory, military decisions boil down to either improving or utilizing a nation's war-fighting capabilities. As such, it makes sense to me that I should incorporate some sort of argument or demonstration that my value-added will surpass my limiting factors, and that my efforts to enlist are made in cognizance of this.
Essentially I want to know if there have been positive consequences for including these things in statements, or if they are redundant. I don't want to put anything in the statement that does not need to be there or that will not help my case. All things considered, I am fairly confident that my waiver will be accepted but I want to make sure to write the best statement possible.
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Hey guys, Question regarding moral waivers. I have been waiting for a moral waiver. My recruiter just sent me an email saying I won’t probably have it processed during this fiscal year. How long does it normally take for these to get reviewed. He is leaving me in the dark it feels like
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Currently in AIT... it’s been about 4 months before I become semi-permanent party when I PCS to my phase II location (Fort Bliss) for 68C. If I went to sick call about a thyroid or hormonal problem (which I suspect), and I have a thyroid disease or disorder, will I be chaptered out of the army? I want to look out for my health and lately I haven’t feeling well. I might even have low testosterone levels right now.
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Got a 4-day coming up and I'm stationed at JBLM. Was wondering if anyone has any kickass ideas for the weekend? Aside from the obvious. Canada is off limits. Seattle sucks with covid around. I was thinking perhaps a run down to Oregon? My buddy and I are big into camping/hiking.
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I will be leaving to basic at the end of September and was wondering how voting will work while i am there. I am from Texas and will be going to Fort Sill, I have only ever voted in person and would like some info on if there even is a way to vote from basic training. Thanks!
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Hi, I’m considering joining as 42R. I haven’t started the process yet because I’m worried about Covid outbreak during BCT. What kind of precautions are in place and has there been many positive cases? I’m a wind player so having my lungs is kind of important. Also if anyone is 42R and can answer how long the audition/selection process takes it would be super helpful. Do i have to schedule an audition pretty soon after i get the audition packet? Thank you!
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What's it like as a reservist DS? I got out 4 years ago as an 11b and had a recruiter contact me about getting back in as a DS
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Has anyone had issues with Armed Forces Bank? My recruiter set me up with them and I opened my account over a month ago and now it doesn’t exist. I’m thinking about going to Navy Federal
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Do you need a car on Fort Jackson, SC? Staying in the hotels for BOLC for ~4months and def don’t wanna drive cross country. But also don’t wanna miss my car when I’m there.
Is it assumed that you won’t have a car as far as daily work, class, training is concerned?
And finally, hows life there without a car on weekends, etc?
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Today I went to do my medical at MEPS and now I have to get an eye exam next week due to high myopia. My right eye is -9.5 and my left eye is -8.25...and I'm really worried I might get DQ from enlisting...I got a decent ASVAB scores, passed all my other medical stuff, and the MOS I'm currently pursuing is 35F in the Army. Should I be worried and brace myself the worse case scenario of getting DQ? And if I do get DQ, should I do lasik surgery then? Thank you again for reading this post.
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I feel lost. I’m a SPC(P)/TL waiting on BLC and points. I am not sure where I want to go in terms of duty station, reclass etc.
Currently, a 31B which I don’t hate but having a family and working all these BS shifts with next to no family time because force com is first. I have ponder CID (but again probably no family time, since people can’t stop from murdering each other or touching each other; looking at you Hood)
I’m going to school for Cyber Security so I would like to ultimately like something IT related civilian side. Although my ST/GT score is about 3 pts below the requirements for 17C. Thought about 25B, since that’d be an introduction to IT. And I meet all the requirements. My contract is up in mid 2022. Also thought about being a 42A.
As for duty station. I want something with cooler weather. I have thought about Alaska, JBLM, or Hawaii. I love TX, call me a little bitch but +100 degree heat isn’t for me or the family. Did it in CA and it sucked!
Break Down:
Submit a packet and try for CID (not sure about a TS clearance, nothing crazy bad)
Reclass to 17C, 25B or 42A?
Whats a nice duty station to be at? We our outdoorsy type people but we need some grass and trees (no not like Bragg)
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Can anyone answer- since I’m going to BCT during the election and I’m a Georgia resident are there voting machines on base? Am I allowed to vote during the middle or training? Also will they allow us to watch the election results? Thanks in advance
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Trying to select best possible MEPS date that will domino into a ship date for Basic so that when I tell work (and they freak out) I can gently say don’t worry here is a long term transition plan. However, I can’t seem to find any sort of calendar that details out anything in FY2021. Am I being dumb for trying to google this and assuming drill dates/whatnot are public information? I sent an email to my recruiter which will most probably make his eyes roll asking for a relative timeline since I acknowledge we are knee deep in a pandemic casually so nothing is set in stone; however, I really am trying to mitigate my work plan.
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A friend of mine (stationed in Europe) is soon going to attend the Sniper Course at Fort Benning.
Are there any restrictions due to COVID when it comes to pt, leaving base and such?
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I am planning on enlisting, the mos I really want is 25B. There aren’t any contracts available for 25B. The recruiter said 25U is available. Do you think that 25U would translate well in the civilian world compared to 25B. I’m looking to get experience out of the job.
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Prior service E5 going to FLW for CBRN reclass. Should I leave my golf clubs at home?
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Hey fellas,I want to join the army and choose job 35m, but was told it's not open for me because i have a color vision deficiency and they said waivers are impossible. Has anyone had success or know someone with success on getting in initially or eventually? I would really like a glimmer of hope to be rekindled..
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I have a friend of mine PCSing to my post early next year. Is it possible to see if he can get pulled into my unit? I don't know where to look and I'd like to have a general idea before bringing it up to unit leadership. I understand it would take some string pulling of higher ups among other things such as manning.
I glanced at AR 600-8-8 and haven't found where to look into other than that.
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So I’ve been talking to a recruiter and I am most likely going to be joining sometime in January. Originally I was planning on getting an Option 40 contract, but my recruiter told me that it’s very unlikely I could get one and should just wait till I get to OSUT and talk to a ranger recruiter there. I am 100% sure as of now that I want to try and get into bat. Should I wait out the Option 40 or just join as an 11x and get in contact with a ranger recruiter later?
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My friend wants to join the Air Force. He is fluent in Mandarin but is not a citizen yet. Does he have a shot as a cryptolinguist? He is majoring in Finance and plans to become a commercial pilot one day.
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Going to Kuwait with NG unit. Do I get HOR BAH? I live in an apartment with a roommate with only 3 months left on the lease, there's no way we're going to be able to sublease or break it for my roommate. No dependents.
I think the answer is no, but I just want to be sure.
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24yr old college graduate (shitty gpa, like 2.9 or something in business). I scored a 95 on the ASVAB and my recruiter told me I qualified for any job. I told him I wanted 11x and he was strongly against it. My family is also not too happy about it either. Is it really that bad of a decision?
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I'm interested in joining, but hereditary chronic hep B is holding me back. This condition is incurable. It's treatable with daily pills and does not physically limit me. From what internet searches have revealed, MEPS' blood test looks for HIV, hemoglobin (HGB), hematocrit (HCT), RPR, and alcohol (https://www.thebalancecareers.com/meps-at-a-glance-3354039). My HGB & HCT are in normal ranges.
I don't have cirrhosis or liver abnormalities; my liver is functional. According to some other sites proper liver function with hep C, which is curable, meets standards for MEPS (https://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html).
I asked a recruiter about having hep B and they pointed out how chronic hep B is disqualifying, but they said I would never know for sure until I go to MEPS.
Can I still join? Would it be possible to get a waiver for this?
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I have a few questions. I started off Army Guard (35F and 35M), went Navy Reserve (35S, they call it CTR) but coming back to Army Guard (35L).
1) I have to go to Airborne school. What is their current standard? Are they using the new PT test? 2) Before I got out, I did WLC, and SSD 1. As an E6, what is the current NCOES expectation for me? 3) When are they all moving to the new PT test for record?
Thanks.
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Any 19D that could give me a rundown? What to expect and be prepared for? OSUT advice? Anything about 19D I should know?
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Does anyone possibly know which battalion a private 37F in BCT at Fort Leonard Wood would be in? I want to send my husband a letter with sandboxx but I missed the part of the 30 second phone call where he said which battalion he is in. If it’s too hard to pin down I’ll just wait to hear from him again but if someone knows for fact which battalion 37F’s in Fort Leonard Wood are in I’d really appreciate that being shared.
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How did Covid 19 affect fort jackson?
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2020.07.24 08:08 akbrit4959 Scott and Amy Fandel-missing children since 1978 in Stirling Alaska

“STILL MISSING by SHEILA TOOMEY. Anchorage Daily News. September 4, 1988
Touch the Fandel case, then try to let go; try to forget it. Not a chance. Ten years ago two children, Scott and Amy Fandel, disappeared from their cabin home in Sterling, on the Kenai Peninsula south of Anchorage. They just vanished. Both of them Scott, 13 and Amy, 8. At 10:30 p.m. Sept. 5, 1978, they were happy and safe. At 2 the next morning, they were gone. No sign of them has ever been found. Dozens of investigators spent thousands of hours running down hundreds of angles. Nothing. "Quirks and spider web leads," said a former Alaska State Trooper who spent years searching for Scott and Amy. "Leads that don't go anywhere." Ten years have passed since the night the children vanished, years of change for everyone who knew them. Their parents divorced and remarried; their friends grew up; the cabin where they lived burned down and most Alaskans don't know their names. But the years have not changed Scott and Amy. They remain as they were, frozen in time: a brighteyed adolescent and a gaptoothed 8yearold, grinning out from old photographs. Those faces have been smiling at Trooper Sgt. Tom Sumey for a decade. There at the beginning, as an investigator assigned to the Soldotna trooper post, he's back on the case now. And 10 years after it happened, Sumey has a new lead. Not a big lead. Something that's been in the file all these years. "I can't find anyone who followed up on it," he said, and would say no more. No one noticed the kids were missing for 15 hours or more. That was the first bad break in the case. At the Alaska State Trooper station in Soldotna, the missing persons report filed by their mother was logged in at 5:14 p.m. on Sept. 6. Margaret Fandel, then a 31yearold waitress at a restaurant in Kenai, is a small, pretty woman with a friendly disposition and a hearing impairment. In September 1978, Margaret was in a bad place in her life. Roger Fandel, her husband of more than 10 years, had left her in January and then moved out of state. The marriage had been rocky for a long time. Roger had a strong sense of family and dominated the relationship, but he liked other women and Margaret began to drink. A homebody by nature, Margaret found herself working long hours to pay the bills. She was a woman men instinctively wanted to protect, and she was lonely. She looked for company among the party people who hung out at local bars, sometimes leaving the children home alone at night. But Scott was 13 an unusually mature 13 by most accounts and a competent babysitter for his younger sister. A cloudy sky threatened rain on Sept. 5, typical weather for this time of year. At Soldotna Junior High School, Scott handed in an assignment, a journal, written in pencil on lined notebook paper. Ten years later the faded words are hard to read, but the voice is clear: "Dear Journal: Today at 3:30 an aunt of mine is coming up to live with us. She's never been to Alaska. Matter of fact, she's never been out of Illinois, where she lives. She's going to have a birthday tomorrow. She'll be 20. Cathy is her name. She's going to live with us for the rest of her life. What else can I say? She is going to work with my mom at the Italian Gardens restaurant." Aunt Cathy Schonfelder arrived as scheduled Tuesday afternoon and that evening Margaret, Cathy, Scott and Amy had supper at home together, then straightened up the house for a while. The Fandels lived in a twobedroom log cabin off Scout Lake Road, about half a mile in from the Sterling Highway, just south of the cluster of stores and businesses that make up the town of Sterling. Scout Lake Loop is a wide country road that separates a state campground from acres of private woodland dotted with shacks, trailers, cabins, neat farmsteads and some larger, more expensive homes. In 1978, only a few homes intruded on the forest. The Fandels lived in a birch woods, their cabin set on a gravel pad that could barely be seen from the road. The lot had electricity and indoor plumbing, and a bright "street light" mounted high on an outside pole. The closest neighbors were Nancy and Bill Lupton, who lived with their five children in a Quonset hut about 200 yards away. Children from both families wore a path through the trees, visiting each other. Scott and Amy stopped at the Quonset hut each morning to join the Lupton children for the walk to the school bus stop. After dinner, Margaret, Cathy and the children drove down the highway toward Soldotna to Good Time Charlie's, a bar that featured video games, pool, Foosball and maybe a dice game or two. By all reports, nothing unusual happened. The women drank beer and socialized, the kids drank Coke and everyone had a good time. Around 10 p.m., Margaret and Cathy decided to drive to Kenai to see a friend who worked at a hotel there. They gave a bartender Margaret knew a lift to Soldotna, then dropped off Scott and Amy at home. Margaret pulled into the driveway and the kids got out. Aunt Cathy yelled to Scott to be sure to lock the door. Scott laughed. The lock didn't work. The kids went inside. The lights went on. The adults drove away. Margaret never saw her children again. Nancy Lupton no longer lives in the Quonset hut. Her children are grown and she and her husband have split up. Today she lives a few hundred yards south of Scout Lake, on a small farm. At her kitchen table Lupton lit a cigarette, digging for details across the years. Scott and Amy came to her house that night, she said, after Margaret dropped them off. They were full of talk about their aunt. "They were happy. ... This was family. It was a big deal." The kids all played in the back room for a while, but the noise level got too high. "They got to using the beds for trampolines," Lupton said, so she sent the Fandels home. "It was just that path between the houses. They did it all the time. It was no big deal. ... It was just another night. There was no confusion ... no one was tearing up and down the road in cars, the dogs weren't barking." She didn't hear anything. Margaret and Cathy got home at about 2 a.m. They never found their friend in Kenai. Instead, they'd been to Larry's Club and the Rainbow Bar. Margaret wondered about finding the house dark. The kids were afraid of the dark and usually turned every light in the place on. A neighboring family, on their way home at about 11:45, noticed the house all lit up. But at 2 a.m. the cabin was dark and empty. There were no signs of a fight, nothing out of place. Scott's jacket was there, and his motorcycle was still outside. A package of macaroni and an open can of tomatoes sat on the kitchen counter, a pot of warm water on the stove. Scott liked to make a macaroni snack before going to bed, and had evidently begun to do so. Margaret concluded the children stayed next door at the Luptons, and she and Cathy went to bed. The next morning, Margaret called the school from work. "I told them to tell Amy Fandel she was in trouble for not coming home first." The school said Amy hadn't showed up yet. Margaret's boss said she couldn't leave work until after lunch. She was worried, but not yet seriously alarmed. There were so many innocent possibilities. Wednesday afternoon, everyone seemed to discover at the same time that the children were really gone. Cathy became alarmed when they didn't come home on the school bus with the other kids. The Lupton children reported that Scott and Amy hadn't been in school all day. Margaret raced home from work. She began frantically calling the children's friends. "At first it just seemed like she was overreacting," said Danette Hakkinen Boyle, Scott's good friend and contemporary. Now 23, Boyle said she "thought maybe they ran away. That was the safest thing to believe." Margaret tried to call Roger in Arizona. Roger was everyone's first thought. But she couldn't reach him, and his family said he did not have the children. When she finally figured out that no one had seen Scott and Amy since the night before, Margaret called the troopers. At 43, Roger Fandel's beard is graying, but he still wears a HarleyDavidson cap on his head, a knife at his belt and a dropdead tone in his voice. He will tell you himself that he is prone to violence. He radiates aggression, and enjoys the effect it has on others. Six feet tall, burly and bearded, Roger is an imposing presence, by nature and by design, a tough guy. Ask anyone. Ask him. A welder, a biker and a sure shot with a pistol, he's been down a lot of mean streets. These days he lives somewhere in the West, "on 100 acres in the middle of nowhere" and never mind the name of the town. You want to find him? Leave a message with the Plumbers and Steamfitters Union. Scott was is Roger's son in every way except by birth. When Roger met Margaret, Scott was 2 years old. His natural father lived in another town and wasn't interested. "He couldn't talk," Roger said. "He would only say "no.' He threw tantrums. He was a problem child. ... By 3 he could count, almost read. He flowered with me. I spent the time with him. I took him everywhere for years." Scott cared about things, said Roger. "He was a kid you could teach. He wanted to learn. "He adored me." The personalities of the children shaped the theories of what happened to them. Scott was savvy, too smart to have gone with a stranger. He was "small and sort of cocky," according to his mother. "He thought he was cool." In school Scott was the class prankster, said his eighthgrade teacher, Jim Brickey. He took dares and would eat flies for $1. He was good looking but hadn't reached the girlcrazy stage yet, a likeable boy who respected authority but wasn't shy about speaking his mind. He got passing but not great grades. He was Amy's devoted protector. As for Amy, "beautiful" is everyone's first adjective. "Beautiful and gentle and kind," said Margaret. "Kind to animals, kind to people. She loved dolls ... she loved pretty clothes and pretty shoes." She was always playing cards rummy and war and was learning to play chess. "A good sport and a fair player," wrote Amy's secondgrade teacher on her 1977 report card. "Well behaved. Gets along well with everyone. Good study habits. Takes pride in neat work. Finishes quickly and to her best ability. She is a joy." "She was real innocent," said Nancy Lupton, "She was just like a walking dollbaby." Motorcycle competition was a family hobby. Roger, Margaret and Scott all rode. Roger gave Scott his first bike at age 6. The Yamaha YZ80 Scott left behind when he disappeared cost more than $3,000 and was just about the most important thing in his life. He never walked when he could ride. In the days after Scott and Amy vanished, dogs were brought in to search the woods for evidence they had walked away on their own. But no one really believed it. For one thing, Scott had passed a wilderness survival course and would never have run away without taking appropriate gear, Brickey, his teacher, said. And he loved his parents. He was unhappy about them splitting up and was known to chide Margaret about her drinking. He was a 13yearold boy and didn't like mom dating men who weren't daddy. "But he loved his mother to death," Lupton said. "He would never have stayed away." Chuck Hagen, formerly with the troopers in Soldotna, was in charge of the case through most of the 1980s. "The absolute most unanswered thing to me is why that night, and why was it done, and why the kids left without a struggle." If not a stranger, then a friend? Did a prank get out of hand? Was there an accident someone couldn't bear owning up to? Did Amy attract some unspeakable depravity? Did Scott die trying to protect her? Who took them and why? And where are they now? From the beginning, the disappearance of the Fandel children was a case with too many leads and no answers to all the questions. Trooper John Tanguy got the case on Thursday, Sept. 7, 1978. He happened to be on duty that day. He had been a trooper for two years. Tanguy found the ages of the missing children odd too young to get very far as runaways and too old to be taken against their will. "To tell you the truth, the first thought I had ... was that the father ... had either come and got the kids or had someone get the kids." Because of the lapse between the time they vanished and the time troopers arrived on the scene, investigators had little physical evidence to work with. "So many people had already come and gone," Tanguy said. "Friends, relatives, neighbors, before we ever got there. People had driven over, people had picked up, moved things. Nothing was as it was." Volunteers searched the woods. Dogs were brought in from Anchorage. The ferries were searched. The Canadian border station was notified and Scout Lake dragged. A tap was put on Margaret's phone. Nothing. Roger Fandel flew to Alaska from Arizona and, by the weekend, Tanguy was working on the assumption that Roger did not have the children, that they had been kidnapped. This opened the door to every weirdo who set foot on the Kenai Peninsula that year. And there were plenty. It was the end of summer at the height of the oil boom transients galore. Trooper Tom Sumey joined the investigation in the first week. "When you get into that bar crowd," he said, "you've got so many hinks that live in the bars. You've got so many people Margaret hung around with." Today a task force would be assigned to a case like this, Sumey said. Back then, he and Tanguy and whoever else had some free time exhausted themselves, running down paths that led nowhere: Roger Fandel: The estranged father was bound to be an early suspect, but investigators looked at Roger for a long time. Much longer than he thinks they should have. As recently as three years ago, Hagen went to California and got a warrant to search Roger's home after some insurance investigators reported a young, blonde woman living there. Roger has been a problem for the troopers since the beginning. They can't figure him out and that's the way he likes it. Roger deals with men by challenging them. He pushes first, just in case anyone is considering pushing him. He baits and antagonizes. He left investigators feeling, as Tanguy did: "You had to keep watching him." A lot of time was wasted following up on Roger's activities, Tanguy said, checking where he lived, how long he stayed there, if there were any children around. Today all three investigators who handled the case say they are convinced Roger had nothing to do with the children's disappearance. Margaret isn't ready to let go of the idea completely. It's her best hope that the children are still alive. Roger said his status as a suspect took him by surprise, but he was willing to accept it at first. He understood the troopers had to check him out. "But they never dropped that to pursue what they did have," he said. "They never let go of me. ... I'm a victim. They have treated me as a bad guy. ... They dwelt on me way too long, too hard. They spent way too much money on me. That money could have been spent maybe on another blind alley, but not on me." The Carnival Workers: Among Margaret's acquaintences were two men from the East Coast, who visited the Kenai Peninsula in late August, crashing at least one night at her house. They drove a black sedan. Early in the investigation, Sumey found a witness who saw a black sedan speed away from the road in front of the Fandel driveway the night the children disappeared. Suspecting a burglar, he followed the sedan and watched the driver pull into another driveway and turn off his headlights. The witness continued down the highway a bit, then turned around, just in time to see the black sedan pull out of the driveway and speed off. This description of the car was all troopers had to go on, that and a nickname for one of the men, which turned out to be wrong, and the description of a third man seen with them. After months of work, the two men were identified and located in Maryland. In the spring of 1979, Tanguy went to Maryland to interview them, with high hopes that the case had finally been solved. One man admitted having driven the black sedan down Scout Lake Road to visit Margaret. But he changed his mind, he said, and drove away. But, he said, all that happened the night after Scott and Amy vanished. He was in Anchorage on Sept. 5, he said, waiting for a paycheck from the Alaska State Fair. Fair records indicated both men had worked at the fair on Sept. 4 and gotten paid on Sept. 6, Sumey said. In 1978 and 1979, the black sedan was a hot lead. It was so easy to imagine the children in the back seat as it sped through the night. It's still a compelling vision. Each investigator assigned to the case over the years has checked and rechecked the story. Five years ago, Sumey went back and asked the witness if he could have been mistaken about the night. He said sure. It seems to be a dead end, Sumey said, but the man from Maryland remains on the short list of suspects. The Dogooders and Satanists: As if she didn't have enough grief to deal with, Margaret Fandel was blamed for the kidnapping by people who disapproved of her lifestyle or thought she shouldn't have left the children alone. Rumors flew that a church group or other alleged dogooders had taken the children to save them. As a counterpoint to this, there was talk that devil worshipers had taken them. In a case with no facts, all things seem possible. The Strip Joint Operator from Anchorage: In an apparent coincidence that produced a major red herring early in the case, a man involved in the Anchorage sex trade was introduced to Margaret by a mutual friend at one of the bars she and Cathy visited the night the kids disappeared. Mr. W. was in the process of expanding his business by moving a "motel" from Anchorage to Soldotna. Three days later, when word of the children's disappearance became public, Mr. W. showed up at Margaret's home, with one of her sisters. They had coincidentally taken the same plane from Anchorage. In a case with no facts, this was too much coincidence. Investigators ran this guy through a small sieve. Mr. W. seemed determined to attract the trooper's attention. He posted an anonymous $5,000 reward for information about the children nothing more than an effort to generate good will for the new business, according to his partner at the time. But the troopers found it strange. There was talk of a pornography ring in Sterling and children being sold into sexual slavery. "It didn't help that (he) buried his car on the property he was putting that motel on," Tanguy added. "They dug (it up) to see if there was a couple of kids in the trunk." When questioned, Mr. W. said he just got tired of the car and had to put it somewhere. "We had this kind of stuff going on all the time." said Tanguy, who had the case for two years. "I kept thinking, "This is not real. The world is not like this."' The Union and Revenge: this theory was and remains an impossible tangle of charges and countercharges involving primarily Roger, his Uncle Herman Fandel, a retired union leader, and family feuds that go back decades. The family started out as dirt poor farmers in Illinois, according to both Herman and Roger 13 brothers and sisters, including Herman and Roger's father. Many Fandels are members of the Plumbers and Steamfitters Union, which is what brings them in and out of Alaska. Roger likens his family to a clan of warring Elizabethans. "It's the kind of family that should have been around when the world began," he said. "They would have gone off in different directions and colonized the world because we could not be around each other." For reasons too convoluted to unravel here, Herman and Roger hate each other with a blood heat. They call each other evil and each claims to believe the other capable of kidnapping and killing the children. Herman is an affluent and successful member of the Kenai community charter fishing, a small hotel. He wept bitterly about the public humiliation his family endured when a couple of his brothers convinced the troopers to dig up his yard, looking for the missing kids. Over the years, investigators have wasted a lot of time and energy checking out Fandels, mainly at the instigation of other Fandels. But with no facts available, even something as absurd as murdering children for revenge sounds possible. The Hoaxes: One of the strangest and most disheartening aspects of the Fandel investigation has been a series of phony leads. The case attracted five or six psychics and the files contain their statements, dutifully recorded by deadlocked and desperate investigators, who felt they had to listen to anyone. Some of the psychics were no doubt wellintentioned but the result of their interference was pain for Margaret, like driving around Sterling with them while they saw visions of her children or felt vibrations. "It's amazing how many people want to get involved," Margaret said. She says she's sworn off all private investigators, psychic or otherwise. The worst hoax cost Hagen and Sumey months of work. It began with a call from a missing children's organization. They said they had gotten a call from the college roommate of a girl whose parents lived in the Sterling area. This roommate said the girl had terrible nightmares and talked about something dreadful happening at her house the night Scott and Amy disappeared. It sounded so convincing. What motive could anyone have for making up a story like that? Hagen and Sumey thought this was the break everyone had been waiting for. The roommate turned out to not exist. The calls had been made by a local woman who wanted the troopers to investigate her favorite suspects. "A lot of desks were kicked," Hagen said. "You never understood why people would screw with you. ... We should have charged her with something." Everyone who works the Fandel case comes away feeling it had more than its fair share of oddballs. Said former Trooper Joe Hoffbeck, who worked on some of the Anchorage angles. "Every person involved in this seemed to be strange. You'd look at them and say, "There's something here, but does it have to do with this case?"' In the end, none of the leads panned out. A year passed and the children were still missing. On Oct. 21, 1979, shortly before he resigned from the troopers, Tanguy wrote in the file: "All leads and extensive investigation failed to disclose the location of the reported missing persons. ... All the logical leads of investigation have been exhausted. Case closed ... pending further investigative leads or suspect." Touch the Fandel case, then try to let go. It's a tarbaby. It grabs you. A lot of people think not being able to find the children drove Tanguy out of the troopers. Now 48 years old, he is a security official on the North Slope. "I don't know," he said. "I don't even know how to answer that to myself." Margaret calls Tanguy "the most caring" of all the investigators who tackled the case. "He worked on it day and night. He always wanted to find the kids and who was responsible for it." "When you're dealing with kids, I think you get a little more intense." Tanguy said. "I don't think I'm unique in that case. ... Since I didn't come up with the answer, I can find all kinds of things I should have done, or could have done different, or people I could have approached differently. "Somebody knew. The kids weren't snatched up by a UFO. Somebody knew, and as sure as I'm sitting here, it was somebody I talked to. Somewhere along the line, I touched him and didn't know it." Chuck Hagen, 37, retired from the troopers last year. He now runs a commercial fishing and charter business out of Homer. For years he dreamed about the case and talking about it now turns him into an instant chain smoker. "It was probably the most emotionally draining thing I have ever done in my life. ... I lost I don't know how many weeks on end of sleepless nights, thinking how come? Why that night? Why did they disappear? ... So many times I thought I had solved it. "You hate to resolve to yourself that they were taken and killed. "I think everyone who grabs this case thinks they can solve it." About four years ago, Hagen thought he had it solved when someone reported a man had moved from Haines to Arizona with two children who could be Scott and Amy. After checking out the basic details, "I knew I had found the kids," Hagen said. He flew to Flagstaff, Ariz., then to Page, where children fitting the descriptions had attended school for a month at about the right time. He showed their pictures to teachers. "They said absolutely no, it wasn't Scott. But it could be Amy." The quest led to a man living with a blonde girl in a trailer court. "So I'm up on cloud nine," Hagen said. "The kids are alive again. ... I called my boss and told him I found her, I found her. He said good, call me at any time of the day or night." When the man returned to his trailer, "I pounced on him and got the little girl. And it definitely wasn't Amy. He had pictures of her since she was born." Hagen thinks Scott and Amy are dead. "One man did it and is not saying anything to anybody. ... Someone who pegged them at Good Time Charlie's, playing pool. They saw the man there. That man knew where they lived or followed them home. ... Someone heard Margaret say, "Your auntie and I are going to go out and party for a while. I want you to fix dinner and then go right to bed."' In a case with no facts, it's as good a theory as any. The disappearance of Scott and Amy upset the lives of the men who failed to find them, but it nearly destroyed their parents. While Tanguy and Sumey searched for the children, Margaret made the kids Halloween costumes. When October came and went and the children didn't come home, she began buying them Christmas presents. Most of the time she was on heavy medication and 30 seconds from hysteria. "I don't remember a lot about how I felt," she said. When the backhoes were called in because of some psychic's dream, she refused to watch. Christmas came and went. Then another. The finance company eventually took the cabin and, in 1980, she left Alaska. Back in the Midwest, she worked and drank to forget. "I was on a selfdestructive course for five or six years," she said. "I didn't think I had any reason to live. Every job I had I worked from opening to closing." Four years ago she met the man she has since married and walked away from bars for good. She says he saved her life. Margaret lives on a farm now. She raises chickens and runs a small refinishing and upholstery business. "Just what I always wanted," she said. She can't have any more children, but she and her husband take in hardtoplace foster kids and have been approved by the state to adopt a 12yearold girl. She holds tight to the belief that Scott and Amy are coming home. "I'm still waiting," she said. "I watch every talk show where the topic is missing children. ... I'm not going to have any other thought but that my kids are alive. ... If I don't know anything, I'd rather believe they're alive." Roger Fandel looked for his children for years, in bigcity dives and pornographic sinkholes where people who steal children sell them for sex. He lived a reckless, violent life, he said, a danger to himself and others. "I didn't care if I died in this quest, as long as I tried. I knew my chance of success was real slim but it was something I had to put myself through." He won't say the children are dead. "What if my giving up was the last bit of power removed from their survival?" And he won't say they're alive. "From my relationship with my son, I know he would contact me. But I have been wrong about a lot of things in my life. Why can't I be wrong about this?" Roger blames himself for what happened. A man is supposed to protect his children. Instead, because he wanted out of the marriage with Margaret, he left them alone and vulnerable. In his worst nightmares, his children were killed by his enemies. So here he is, 10 years later, sitting in a greasy spoon in Spenard, his eyes filled with tears and his voice breaking. "I carry the guilt that I took the protection from my children. ... I subjected my children to what they went through." Roger's secret hope those are not his words is hard to distinguish from a nightmare: Maybe Scott will see this story and get in touch, he said. Maybe he'll say he didn't call sooner because he didn't think anyone cared. "Maybe he thought because I left that I didn't love him." In the past, Roger has spent Sept. 5 alone. "Everyone that knows me knows that September 5th is a holy day with me." But this year he's going to spend the day with his new daughter, 4yearold Tamson Lee. The aloneness doesn't work, he said. "Grief has to be shared or it will kill you." Ten years Monday. Scott would be 23 now, Amy, 18. Who took them, and why? Are they alive somewhere? What kind of person could murder two children and live with it all these years? The investigation has come full circle. Sumey, who was there at the beginning, inherited the case when Hagen retired in December. The big green files, thick with old efforts, sit on his desk now. He has other duties and works on the case in fits and spurts. But that's all right. He has time. "This case can be solved," he said. Surely this feeling of mystery is just imagination, but it's September again and the children are still missing.”
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2020.06.22 18:18 missfleet2019 bored so here's america's next top male model cycle 4. who is your winner and why is it definitely kahlen?

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top: Keenyah, Naima, Tiffany, Becky, Brittany, Kahlen. middle: Michelle, Christina, Noelle, Brita. bottom: Sarah, Tatiana, Brandy, Lluvy.
bored so heres a shitpost. I love how these look like varying degrees of queer eye hosts lmao. all 14 of these men have definitely been to a gay club once or twice or 32 times.
BRITA
Brita look like wentworth miller. He’s balding but that’s ok we stan regardless. He would’ve gone halfway at best bc they would’ve clocked him for looking older than all the other guys, rechecked his file and found out hes actually 42
SARAH
Sarah would’ve deff had a much better shot here lmao he looks like that one weird looking guy that’s always scowling like he had a bad lunch from gossip girl (edit: Ed Westwick). He still would’ve gone home early bc he didn’t know how to walk in a straight line. He would’ve blamed Brittany and called him porn prince bc he looked like a whore that week
BRANDY
Brandy look like he does hair for a living. I like the fit he looks like he’s going for THE job interview. He slays the dog shoot but gets disqualified for throwing that tennis photographer into a fence “IF WE DIDNT GET KICKED OFF FOR FIGHTING SOMEBODY TITOS ASS WOULDA BEEN TORE UP RIGHT NOW”
NOELLE
Noelle would’ve talked about his son 25 hours a day. He looks great here but he would’ve left like week 2 bc turns out he’s like 4’7” in person and wears flats. They randomly tan him for the 1-800-flowers shoot which is in no way a foreshadowing to the blackface the week after. this is his let me speak to the manager face
LLUVY
Lluvys cross eyed but we love him regardless. Great person, interesting face, comically bad pictures. He looks like the 14th guy didn’t show up so they just grabbed an intern. He spends his five weeks looking varying degrees of cross eyed - minnie mouse drag king - lluvy as alaska thunderfuck as shelly duvall as alaska thunderfuck - pewdiepie - there are no words - lluvy please.....
BECKY
Becky is giving me Iowa farmer boy who can’t count to six but loves fishing & jesus. He faints in week 2 after he gives you republican dog walker that sees you selling water without a permit and is about to give you the viral video of a lifetime. Gets eliminated halfway bc he’s more way too chris Pratt actor teas than model but he does win some wicked sneakers after he wins the runway challenge and everyone thinks he’s an asshole. “It’s a pedestrian photograph. It just doesn’t register.... virgin.”
TIFFANY
Tiffany looks really good here actually. He tries to calm brandy down and give him some tough love about not being so angry all the time bc he went thru anger management after he piledrived some guy at the bar into the ground after he poured beer on his perm in cycle 3. they cut his hair off and everyone lost their minds Everyone in the house likes him but gets cut halfway after tyra realizes he can’t say magenta and screams at him
TATIANA
Tatiana is definitely the prettiest but he’s really boring and everyone forgets he’s there. Tiffany mistakes him for a couch in week 5. He looks like he surfs 24/7 and eats fish raw. He slays the dog shoot but gets cut when tyra notices him for the first time since Bootcamp. Also bc he does this
MICHELLE
michelle being the trade of the season I could not believe it. Everyone thinks he’s gonna win after he gets a bleach dye job that destroys his scalp but then he gets scabies and they think he’s gonna kill everybody. He comes out as straight in week 4 and Tiffany/brandy are supportive. Brandys gonna need y’all to know he’s had some fantasies.
Michelle thinks he’s ugly the entire season and the guys don’t help matters bc they lock him in his room until his sores go away. Tiffany’s grandma tells him to read a book.
CHRISTINA
Christina gets hit on by everyone the entire season and he begins and ends every single sentence with “actually”. He keeps putting cherries in kahlens mouth for like 4 weeks. gets cut after tyra thinks he’s been Nigel competing the whole time - hes staring at something part 1 - he’s staring at something part 2 - christina chill
BRITTANY
Brittany looks like a typical goofy Floridian frat douche here but he actually (Christina) kills it in like every shoot. Do you see the potential.
He drinks at any giving opportunity and streaks around the house. He knocks back 5 beers at the covergirl party challenge, hangs upside down from the ceiling and wins bc of “tenacity” and takes Keenyah as his plus one. Him and Keenyah are bffs the whole season until Keenyah can’t remember who Nelson Mandela is and Brittany screams at him in the van. He comes second to kahlen and he pulls a leila and falls off the runway.
KEENYAH
Keenyah look like Rubio from hook. He does decent for the first half until he gains like 3 pounds and loses a tiny bit of muscle and everyone starts fat shaming him. brittany yells at him for not knowing who nelson mandela is so keenyah starts attacking naima and naimas just like wtf. kahlens crying in the corner during all this big surprise.
NAIMA
Naima is quiet and talks about being a ballerino and how he used to be a ~ bAaAd bOy ~ but now he’s a vegan so it’s ok. He has a unibrow. He’s constantly spinning around the house asking everyone how theyre doing and offers them kale. He comes to your door with flowers for a first date and then offers your kale wyd. He does this for 10 weeks. He wins CGOTW every episode. He looks 12 at the kloofing shoot and it’s uncomfortable. Also he demolished this... that one extra finna risk it all right there on set. He gets eliminated at covergirl for doing this with his teeth and when he gets cut over Brittany he has a nervous breakdown and starts flailing around going “AOOOOWWW!!! WOOHAOAHHHH! oHhHh iM sPeEcHLeSs!” Everyone in the room is terrified. He has to escorted offset.
KAHLEN
Kahlen won. The only timeline where Naima doesn’t win. I mean look at the promo he ate that. Kahlen walks into auditions and starts crying about being from Oklahoma and not having a tv and working 90 hours a week and not knowing how to read and then immediately walks like naomi 14 seconds later. They start calling him Crylen after week 2 bc he cries about anything - 1970s metrosexual trustfund baby - just a non-problematic Hawaiian father - he’s MAD: the kahlen rondot story - springbok - deer in the headlights but make it white twink. this looks like a fleetwood mac cover from 1973 - this is so bottom 2 worthy with Keenyah but he look good here that weird thing she did with her mouth here works as a man - now THAT is a covergirl ad. twink of the year 2005
He wins ANTMM cycle 4 and country banjo music starts playing instead of the usual music and he dances awkwardly to it with the rhythm of a snake trying desperately to do the macarena, while janice screams “WORK IT”
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2020.06.20 21:07 HelHeals #25. Rainbow Falls Jane Doe, Colorado, USA, unidentified teen for 27 years

Hello. I keep a personal digital "diary" of Jane/John Doe cases. I've decided to start posting them. This is case number 25. I try to keep them as concise as possible. If you have any tips on how to make it better or subreddits where I can post it, PM me or leave it below. At the bottom of the post I have the current subreddits I post these on, and my other cases. Case suggested by u/SakuraNights.


  1. Unidentified teenager arrested in 1992 speculated to be the victim, who used the alias, “Amanda Marie Morrison”. More information on this arrest below.
  2. Clay renderings done in the 90’s: picture 1 and picture 2
  3. 2012 reconstruction: frontal and profile
  4. Reconstruction by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children
  5. Rendering with light hair 2015
  6. Reconstruction by Carl Koppelman, 2018: picture 1 and picture 2
  7. FBI poster
  8. Necklace pieces
  9. T-shirt

Notes:
Ruled out: Alexis Owens, Amanda Slaughter, Amber Potts-Jaffary, Amy Pagnac, Amy Fandel, Andrea Durham, Beth Rogers, Bonnie Dages, Brenda Green, Carol Sullens, Cassandra Hailey, Catherine Sjoberg, Catrina Jackson, Cherry Greenman, Cheryl Miller, Christi Rowles, Darci Warde, Darlene Webb, Debora Lowe, Deborah Spickler, Debra Pscholka, Debra Bracken, Delphine Nikal, Diane Reeves, Donna Barnhill, Donna Mezo, Elsa Wind, Evelyn Hartley, Hazel Klug, Jennifer Pentilla, Jennifer Perry, Jillian Cutshall, Joyce Brewer, Judith Chartier, Judith O'Donnell, Kellie Brownlee, Kelly Wilson, Kim Larrow, Kimberly Norwood, Kimberly Moreau, Kimberly Kahler, Kristen Smith, Kristina Porco, Kristy Booth, Launa Merritt, Laura Thompson, Leah Van Schoick, Lisa Sexton, Lurline Bergeron, Margaret Holst, Martha Green, Mary Sprague, Michaela Garecht, Michaelle Champagne, Michelle Thomas, Misty Copsey, Monique Daniels, Nancy Scamurra, Nerissa Franklin, Pamela Jackson, Pamela Tinsley, Ramona Beal, Rita Jolly, Robin Abrams, Rochelle White, Sabrina Long, Samantha Terese Knight, Shannon Potter, Sharon Pretorius, Sherri White, Sherry Brynum, Stacey Morrison, Stacie Madison, Stephanie Buehler, Susan Smalley, Susan Bender, Tammie Wilkinson, Tammy Daniel, Tara Breckenridge, Tara Calico, Theresa Fishbach, Tiffany Sessions, Tina Layton, Tinze Huels, Tracy Kroh, Wendy Huggy, Wilda Mae Benoit.

Currently posting on the following subreddits:
Follow this link for the index of the cases so far, and a FAQ section.
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2020.06.20 21:07 HelHeals #25. Rainbow Falls Jane Doe, Colorado, USA, unidentified teen for 27 years

Hello. I keep a personal digital "diary" of Jane/John Doe cases. I've decided to start posting them. This is case number 25. I try to keep them as concise as possible. If you have any tips on how to make it better or subreddits where I can post it, PM me or leave it below. At the bottom of the post I have the current subreddits I post these on, and my other cases. Case suggested by u/SakuraNights.


  1. Unidentified teenager arrested in 1992 speculated to be the victim, who used the alias, “Amanda Marie Morrison”. More information on this arrest below.
  2. Clay renderings done in the 90’s: picture 1 and picture 2
  3. 2012 reconstruction: frontal and profile
  4. Reconstruction by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children
  5. Rendering with light hair 2015
  6. Reconstruction by Carl Koppelman, 2018: picture 1 and picture 2
  7. FBI poster
  8. Necklace pieces
  9. T-shirt

Notes:
Ruled out: Alexis Owens, Amanda Slaughter, Amber Potts-Jaffary, Amy Pagnac, Amy Fandel, Andrea Durham, Beth Rogers, Bonnie Dages, Brenda Green, Carol Sullens, Cassandra Hailey, Catherine Sjoberg, Catrina Jackson, Cherry Greenman, Cheryl Miller, Christi Rowles, Darci Warde, Darlene Webb, Debora Lowe, Deborah Spickler, Debra Pscholka, Debra Bracken, Delphine Nikal, Diane Reeves, Donna Barnhill, Donna Mezo, Elsa Wind, Evelyn Hartley, Hazel Klug, Jennifer Pentilla, Jennifer Perry, Jillian Cutshall, Joyce Brewer, Judith Chartier, Judith O'Donnell, Kellie Brownlee, Kelly Wilson, Kim Larrow, Kimberly Norwood, Kimberly Moreau, Kimberly Kahler, Kristen Smith, Kristina Porco, Kristy Booth, Launa Merritt, Laura Thompson, Leah Van Schoick, Lisa Sexton, Lurline Bergeron, Margaret Holst, Martha Green, Mary Sprague, Michaela Garecht, Michaelle Champagne, Michelle Thomas, Misty Copsey, Monique Daniels, Nancy Scamurra, Nerissa Franklin, Pamela Jackson, Pamela Tinsley, Ramona Beal, Rita Jolly, Robin Abrams, Rochelle White, Sabrina Long, Samantha Terese Knight, Shannon Potter, Sharon Pretorius, Sherri White, Sherry Brynum, Stacey Morrison, Stacie Madison, Stephanie Buehler, Susan Smalley, Susan Bender, Tammie Wilkinson, Tammy Daniel, Tara Breckenridge, Tara Calico, Theresa Fishbach, Tiffany Sessions, Tina Layton, Tinze Huels, Tracy Kroh, Wendy Huggy, Wilda Mae Benoit.

Currently posting on the following subreddits:
Follow this link for the index of the cases so far, and a FAQ section.
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2020.06.20 21:07 HelHeals #25. Rainbow Falls Jane Doe, Colorado, USA, unidentified teen for 27 years

Hello. I keep a personal digital "diary" of Jane/John Doe cases. I've decided to start posting them. This is case number 25. I try to keep them as concise as possible. If you have any tips on how to make it better or subreddits where I can post it, PM me or leave it below. At the bottom of the post I have the current subreddits I post these on, and my other cases. Case suggested by u/SakuraNights.


  1. Unidentified teenager arrested in 1992 speculated to be the victim, who used the alias, “Amanda Marie Morrison”. More information on this arrest below.
  2. Clay renderings done in the 90’s: picture 1 and picture 2
  3. 2012 reconstruction: frontal and profile
  4. Reconstruction by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children
  5. Rendering with light hair 2015
  6. Reconstruction by Carl Koppelman, 2018: picture 1 and picture 2
  7. FBI poster
  8. Necklace pieces
  9. T-shirt

Notes:
Ruled out: Alexis Owens, Amanda Slaughter, Amber Potts-Jaffary, Amy Pagnac, Amy Fandel, Andrea Durham, Beth Rogers, Bonnie Dages, Brenda Green, Carol Sullens, Cassandra Hailey, Catherine Sjoberg, Catrina Jackson, Cherry Greenman, Cheryl Miller, Christi Rowles, Darci Warde, Darlene Webb, Debora Lowe, Deborah Spickler, Debra Pscholka, Debra Bracken, Delphine Nikal, Diane Reeves, Donna Barnhill, Donna Mezo, Elsa Wind, Evelyn Hartley, Hazel Klug, Jennifer Pentilla, Jennifer Perry, Jillian Cutshall, Joyce Brewer, Judith Chartier, Judith O'Donnell, Kellie Brownlee, Kelly Wilson, Kim Larrow, Kimberly Norwood, Kimberly Moreau, Kimberly Kahler, Kristen Smith, Kristina Porco, Kristy Booth, Launa Merritt, Laura Thompson, Leah Van Schoick, Lisa Sexton, Lurline Bergeron, Margaret Holst, Martha Green, Mary Sprague, Michaela Garecht, Michaelle Champagne, Michelle Thomas, Misty Copsey, Monique Daniels, Nancy Scamurra, Nerissa Franklin, Pamela Jackson, Pamela Tinsley, Ramona Beal, Rita Jolly, Robin Abrams, Rochelle White, Sabrina Long, Samantha Terese Knight, Shannon Potter, Sharon Pretorius, Sherri White, Sherry Brynum, Stacey Morrison, Stacie Madison, Stephanie Buehler, Susan Smalley, Susan Bender, Tammie Wilkinson, Tammy Daniel, Tara Breckenridge, Tara Calico, Theresa Fishbach, Tiffany Sessions, Tina Layton, Tinze Huels, Tracy Kroh, Wendy Huggy, Wilda Mae Benoit.

Currently posting on the following subreddits:
Follow this link for the index of the cases so far, and a FAQ section.
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2020.06.20 21:07 HelHeals #25. Rainbow Falls Jane Doe, Colorado, USA, unidentified teen for 27 years

Hello. I keep a personal digital "diary" of Jane/John Doe cases. I've decided to start posting them. This is case number 25. I try to keep them as concise as possible. If you have any tips on how to make it better or subreddits where I can post it, PM me or leave it below. At the bottom of the post I have the current subreddits I post these on, and my other cases. Case suggested by u/SakuraNights.


  1. Unidentified teenager arrested in 1992 speculated to be the victim, who used the alias, “Amanda Marie Morrison”. More information on this arrest below.
  2. Clay renderings done in the 90’s: picture 1 and picture 2
  3. 2012 reconstruction: frontal and profile
  4. Reconstruction by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children
  5. Rendering with light hair 2015
  6. Reconstruction by Carl Koppelman, 2018: picture 1 and picture 2
  7. FBI poster
  8. Necklace pieces
  9. T-shirt

Notes:
Ruled out: Alexis Owens, Amanda Slaughter, Amber Potts-Jaffary, Amy Pagnac, Amy Fandel, Andrea Durham, Beth Rogers, Bonnie Dages, Brenda Green, Carol Sullens, Cassandra Hailey, Catherine Sjoberg, Catrina Jackson, Cherry Greenman, Cheryl Miller, Christi Rowles, Darci Warde, Darlene Webb, Debora Lowe, Deborah Spickler, Debra Pscholka, Debra Bracken, Delphine Nikal, Diane Reeves, Donna Barnhill, Donna Mezo, Elsa Wind, Evelyn Hartley, Hazel Klug, Jennifer Pentilla, Jennifer Perry, Jillian Cutshall, Joyce Brewer, Judith Chartier, Judith O'Donnell, Kellie Brownlee, Kelly Wilson, Kim Larrow, Kimberly Norwood, Kimberly Moreau, Kimberly Kahler, Kristen Smith, Kristina Porco, Kristy Booth, Launa Merritt, Laura Thompson, Leah Van Schoick, Lisa Sexton, Lurline Bergeron, Margaret Holst, Martha Green, Mary Sprague, Michaela Garecht, Michaelle Champagne, Michelle Thomas, Misty Copsey, Monique Daniels, Nancy Scamurra, Nerissa Franklin, Pamela Jackson, Pamela Tinsley, Ramona Beal, Rita Jolly, Robin Abrams, Rochelle White, Sabrina Long, Samantha Terese Knight, Shannon Potter, Sharon Pretorius, Sherri White, Sherry Brynum, Stacey Morrison, Stacie Madison, Stephanie Buehler, Susan Smalley, Susan Bender, Tammie Wilkinson, Tammy Daniel, Tara Breckenridge, Tara Calico, Theresa Fishbach, Tiffany Sessions, Tina Layton, Tinze Huels, Tracy Kroh, Wendy Huggy, Wilda Mae Benoit.

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Follow this link for the index of the cases so far, and a FAQ section.
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2020.06.20 21:07 HelHeals #25. Rainbow Falls Jane Doe, Colorado, USA, unidentified teen for 27 years

Hello. I keep a personal digital "diary" of Jane/John Doe cases. I've decided to start posting them. This is case number 25. I try to keep them as concise as possible. If you have any tips on how to make it better or subreddits where I can post it, PM me or leave it below. At the bottom of the post I have the current subreddits I post these on, and my other cases. Case suggested by u/SakuraNights.


  1. Unidentified teenager arrested in 1992 speculated to be the victim, who used the alias, “Amanda Marie Morrison”. More information on this arrest below.
  2. Clay renderings done in the 90’s: picture 1 and picture 2
  3. 2012 reconstruction: frontal and profile
  4. Reconstruction by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children
  5. Rendering with light hair 2015
  6. Reconstruction by Carl Koppelman, 2018: picture 1 and picture 2
  7. FBI poster
  8. Necklace pieces
  9. T-shirt

Notes:
Ruled out: Alexis Owens, Amanda Slaughter, Amber Potts-Jaffary, Amy Pagnac, Amy Fandel, Andrea Durham, Beth Rogers, Bonnie Dages, Brenda Green, Carol Sullens, Cassandra Hailey, Catherine Sjoberg, Catrina Jackson, Cherry Greenman, Cheryl Miller, Christi Rowles, Darci Warde, Darlene Webb, Debora Lowe, Deborah Spickler, Debra Pscholka, Debra Bracken, Delphine Nikal, Diane Reeves, Donna Barnhill, Donna Mezo, Elsa Wind, Evelyn Hartley, Hazel Klug, Jennifer Pentilla, Jennifer Perry, Jillian Cutshall, Joyce Brewer, Judith Chartier, Judith O'Donnell, Kellie Brownlee, Kelly Wilson, Kim Larrow, Kimberly Norwood, Kimberly Moreau, Kimberly Kahler, Kristen Smith, Kristina Porco, Kristy Booth, Launa Merritt, Laura Thompson, Leah Van Schoick, Lisa Sexton, Lurline Bergeron, Margaret Holst, Martha Green, Mary Sprague, Michaela Garecht, Michaelle Champagne, Michelle Thomas, Misty Copsey, Monique Daniels, Nancy Scamurra, Nerissa Franklin, Pamela Jackson, Pamela Tinsley, Ramona Beal, Rita Jolly, Robin Abrams, Rochelle White, Sabrina Long, Samantha Terese Knight, Shannon Potter, Sharon Pretorius, Sherri White, Sherry Brynum, Stacey Morrison, Stacie Madison, Stephanie Buehler, Susan Smalley, Susan Bender, Tammie Wilkinson, Tammy Daniel, Tara Breckenridge, Tara Calico, Theresa Fishbach, Tiffany Sessions, Tina Layton, Tinze Huels, Tracy Kroh, Wendy Huggy, Wilda Mae Benoit.

Currently posting on the following subreddits:
Follow this link for the index of the cases so far, and a FAQ section.
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2020.06.20 21:07 HelHeals #25. Rainbow Falls Jane Doe, Colorado, USA, unidentified teen for 27 years

Hello. I keep a personal digital "diary" of Jane/John Doe cases. I've decided to start posting them. This is case number 25. I try to keep them as concise as possible. If you have any tips on how to make it better or subreddits where I can post it, PM me or leave it below. At the bottom of the post I have the current subreddits I post these on, and my other cases. Case suggested by u/SakuraNights.


  1. Unidentified teenager arrested in 1992 speculated to be the victim, who used the alias, “Amanda Marie Morrison”. More information on this arrest below.
  2. Clay renderings done in the 90’s: picture 1 and picture 2
  3. 2012 reconstruction: frontal and profile
  4. Reconstruction by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children
  5. Rendering with light hair 2015
  6. Reconstruction by Carl Koppelman, 2018: picture 1 and picture 2
  7. FBI poster
  8. Necklace pieces
  9. T-shirt

Notes:
Ruled out: Alexis Owens, Amanda Slaughter, Amber Potts-Jaffary, Amy Pagnac, Amy Fandel, Andrea Durham, Beth Rogers, Bonnie Dages, Brenda Green, Carol Sullens, Cassandra Hailey, Catherine Sjoberg, Catrina Jackson, Cherry Greenman, Cheryl Miller, Christi Rowles, Darci Warde, Darlene Webb, Debora Lowe, Deborah Spickler, Debra Pscholka, Debra Bracken, Delphine Nikal, Diane Reeves, Donna Barnhill, Donna Mezo, Elsa Wind, Evelyn Hartley, Hazel Klug, Jennifer Pentilla, Jennifer Perry, Jillian Cutshall, Joyce Brewer, Judith Chartier, Judith O'Donnell, Kellie Brownlee, Kelly Wilson, Kim Larrow, Kimberly Norwood, Kimberly Moreau, Kimberly Kahler, Kristen Smith, Kristina Porco, Kristy Booth, Launa Merritt, Laura Thompson, Leah Van Schoick, Lisa Sexton, Lurline Bergeron, Margaret Holst, Martha Green, Mary Sprague, Michaela Garecht, Michaelle Champagne, Michelle Thomas, Misty Copsey, Monique Daniels, Nancy Scamurra, Nerissa Franklin, Pamela Jackson, Pamela Tinsley, Ramona Beal, Rita Jolly, Robin Abrams, Rochelle White, Sabrina Long, Samantha Terese Knight, Shannon Potter, Sharon Pretorius, Sherri White, Sherry Brynum, Stacey Morrison, Stacie Madison, Stephanie Buehler, Susan Smalley, Susan Bender, Tammie Wilkinson, Tammy Daniel, Tara Breckenridge, Tara Calico, Theresa Fishbach, Tiffany Sessions, Tina Layton, Tinze Huels, Tracy Kroh, Wendy Huggy, Wilda Mae Benoit.

Currently posting on the following subreddits:
Follow this link for the index of the cases so far, and a FAQ section.
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2020.06.20 21:07 HelHeals #25. Rainbow Falls Jane Doe, Colorado, USA, unidentified teen for 27 years

Hello. I keep a personal digital "diary" of Jane/John Doe cases. I've decided to start posting them. This is case number 25. I try to keep them as concise as possible. If you have any tips on how to make it better or subreddits where I can post it, PM me or leave it below. At the bottom of the post I have the current subreddits I post these on, and my other cases. Case suggested by u/SakuraNights.


  1. Unidentified teenager arrested in 1992 speculated to be the victim, who used the alias, “Amanda Marie Morrison”. More information on this arrest below.
  2. Clay renderings done in the 90’s: picture 1 and picture 2
  3. 2012 reconstruction: frontal and profile
  4. Reconstruction by the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children
  5. Rendering with light hair 2015
  6. Reconstruction by Carl Koppelman, 2018: picture 1 and picture 2
  7. FBI poster
  8. Necklace pieces
  9. T-shirt

Notes:
Ruled out: Alexis Owens, Amanda Slaughter, Amber Potts-Jaffary, Amy Pagnac, Amy Fandel, Andrea Durham, Beth Rogers, Bonnie Dages, Brenda Green, Carol Sullens, Cassandra Hailey, Catherine Sjoberg, Catrina Jackson, Cherry Greenman, Cheryl Miller, Christi Rowles, Darci Warde, Darlene Webb, Debora Lowe, Deborah Spickler, Debra Pscholka, Debra Bracken, Delphine Nikal, Diane Reeves, Donna Barnhill, Donna Mezo, Elsa Wind, Evelyn Hartley, Hazel Klug, Jennifer Pentilla, Jennifer Perry, Jillian Cutshall, Joyce Brewer, Judith Chartier, Judith O'Donnell, Kellie Brownlee, Kelly Wilson, Kim Larrow, Kimberly Norwood, Kimberly Moreau, Kimberly Kahler, Kristen Smith, Kristina Porco, Kristy Booth, Launa Merritt, Laura Thompson, Leah Van Schoick, Lisa Sexton, Lurline Bergeron, Margaret Holst, Martha Green, Mary Sprague, Michaela Garecht, Michaelle Champagne, Michelle Thomas, Misty Copsey, Monique Daniels, Nancy Scamurra, Nerissa Franklin, Pamela Jackson, Pamela Tinsley, Ramona Beal, Rita Jolly, Robin Abrams, Rochelle White, Sabrina Long, Samantha Terese Knight, Shannon Potter, Sharon Pretorius, Sherri White, Sherry Brynum, Stacey Morrison, Stacie Madison, Stephanie Buehler, Susan Smalley, Susan Bender, Tammie Wilkinson, Tammy Daniel, Tara Breckenridge, Tara Calico, Theresa Fishbach, Tiffany Sessions, Tina Layton, Tinze Huels, Tracy Kroh, Wendy Huggy, Wilda Mae Benoit.

Currently posting on the following subreddits:
Follow this link for the index of the cases so far, and a FAQ section.
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2020.06.06 21:58 Hitch42 Audio-Drama.com links from May 31 to June 6, 2020

Audio-Drama.com is an online directory of audio drama and spoken word websites, with at least one new link added to it each day. As of this post, there are 4,923 published articles. Here are the newest articles from the previous week:
  1. The Green Horizon (Full Cast Science Fiction Comedy Series) Irish comedy audio-drama that focuses on a na'er - do - well captain and his rag-tag crew as they traverse a war-torn Galaxy in search of fame and fortune. Their journey brings them across many characters and many dangers that they must deal with the only way Irish people can; with a bit of ingenuity and a lot of luck.
  2. The Ageless & Undying (Full Cast Urban Fantasy Series) A fiction podcast chronicling the lives of mythological characters in both ancient and modern times.
  3. Slippery Slope (Full Cast Science Fiction Series) Slippery Slope is an audio drama podcast imagining a near-future wherein certain social elements are taken to their absurdly logical conclusions.
  4. On Top of Hooper's Hill (Full Cast Musical Mystery Series) Follow police sergeant Mary-Anne O'Connell and elusive troubadouarchivist Stormchaser as they get to the bottom of strange mysteries in the isolated valley town of Loup Loup.
  5. RomComPods (Full Cast Comedy Series) What would you do if you were about to marry your college sweetheart... and three days before your wedding... you caught him singing SENSUAL karaoke... with Melissa from sales?!?
  6. Molly of Denali (Full Cast Children's Thriller Series) Meet Molly Mabray, an Alaska Native girl growing up with her parents, family and friends. Over eight episodes, Molly and her friend Tooey discover the identity of a mystery creature that has stolen Molly's birthday cake. Join Molly and the gang and discover what life is like for a typical kid on big adventures in Alaska!
  7. REM Waking World (Full Cast Urban Fantasy Series) REM Waking World, created by Joshua Combes in ISO - is a fantasy fiction podcast following the quest of Jacob Thorne who, while in pandemic social isolation, sleeps too much, dreams too much and then finds himself further isolated in a vast dream world, unable to escape.
  8. Blivet (Full Cast Comedy Series) Inspired by early 1900's Radio Plays and Shows, Blivet is a fully improvised episodic show. Not only does this show find its comedy through improv, it also finds drama and suspense while staying authentic to old time radio plays.
  9. Sapphire Stories (Narrated Drama Series) Sapphire stories is your go-to-plug for outstanding Nigerian fictional stories.
  10. Tome of Tales (Narrated Fantasy Series) Welcome to the Tome of Tales podcast, a collection of short stories, session write-ups, origins, and more from the characters played in TTRPG game Dungeons and Dragons.
  11. Tabletop Baseball with Friends (Role-Playing Drama Series) An actual play podcast of Strat-O-Matic baseball between friends.
  12. Human Story Theatre (Full Cast Drama Anthology) Human Story Theatre focuses on producing new writing with a health and social care issue at heart.
  13. Burning Gotham (Full Cast Drama Series) New York 1835: A City at its tipping point. It's ten years since the completion of the Erie Canal. New York City's population is now over 270,000. Most of these people live below Fourteenth Street in wooden or brick buildings no taller than five stories. The gap between rich and poor is rapidly expanding as each week thousands of new men and women pour onto New York's dangerously overcrowded streets. Many come to earn an honest living. Others for more nefarious reasons. Several historical lives converge in this scripted audio fiction series about the fastest growing city in the world, and the opportunists who shaped it.
  14. The New Normal (Full Cast Comedy Series) "The New Normal is a series of comedy audio plays based in and around the coronavirus pandemic. All produced under strict social distancing conditions. Hopefully providing a little laugh in these dark times. Please enjoy and spread the word not the virus."
  15. The Coronalogues (Full Cast Drama Series) 5 stories from one Edinburgh street during lockdown.... An elderly man forced out of his self isolation, a woman tries to leave her lover, a father-to-be waits for his first born child, a drug mule caught in a trap and an NHS worker tries to get home... 5 people, 5 stories, 1 ending.
  16. Jon Catch (Full Cast Science Fiction Comedy Series) Jon Catch is a "detective" in the sense that he gets paid to look into crimes, not necessary solve them. He is lucky that the new american landscape in which he lives is a time where the powers that be are as apathetic, corrupt and usually as high as he is himself.
  17. Really Important Person Book Club (Full Cast Comedy Series) An audio comedy drama where every episode the current president of the USA sits down with a figure of note to discuss a not very carefully chosen book.
  18. Appropriate Culture (Full Cast Comedy Series) Appropriate Culture is a digital comedy series created by Julian Stephen revolving around characters learning the ways of adulting, dating and work life in a New New York City.
  19. Powers Beyond Their Steam (Narrated Steampunk Series) This is a Steampunk Fantasy series set in Victorian Age England, written for middle-grade readers and those who love them.
  20. Signed, Venus (Full Cast Comedy Mystery Series) When the latest installment of Hayden's favourite travel serial spells out that the anonymous writer does not want readers to come looking for them, Hayden knows that between the lines, it's an invitation. Travel throughout the country of Conclaire is taboo, and for the last ten years, the writer of Signed, Venus has been challenging convention by travelling the land and sending journal entries about their experiences back to their hometown of Coast Venus.
  21. Essentials (Full Cast Comedy Series) A wry, new, six part radio drama which takes place over breakfast in the kitchen of a Yorkshire family. Tension, comedy, and burnt toast whilst they wrestle with the realities of Lockdown UK.
  22. Masala Jones (Full Cast Comedy Series) "Masala Jones" is an outrageous new comedy about one man's journey to become the world's first Indian-American adult actor. Race, sex, love, family...who knew revolutionizing porn would be this hard?
  23. Monsters & Melodies (Role-Playing Fantasy Comedy Series) Welcome to Monsters & Melodies, a collaborative storytelling radio show that uses the Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition system. In this show, storytellers transform into adventurers that bring you entertaining tales set to music created by Midwestern artists.
  24. The Oasis Transmissions (Full Cast Science Fiction Series) Messages from a fledgling, human colony on a mysterious alien world can be heard between bursts of interstellar radio static...
  25. Hollow Public Radio (Full Cast Science Fiction Comedy Anthology) Your source for public radio from every possible reality. Tune to the frequencies of parallel worlds' publicly funded radio programs.
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2020.06.04 15:10 perthguy999 Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Gym

My wife and I are turning around our dead bedroom (about 9 months “fixed” with some work still to do). We are up to about 10 times a month (losing 9 to 10 days each month while she’s on her period), with her initiating 100% of the time. She wants us to ‘69’ and do it doggy style and have me finish across her neck and body, and while I’m sure this may be vanilla for many, coming from my children’s ministry serving, no sex before marriage, missionary position only, no-oral sex EVER wife it could not be more surprising!
NONE of this is new advice. It is stuff I did and that I recommend but SO much of this is rehashed from other fantastic posts and comments, especially ‘Real stuff the HL can do about your dead bedroom’ by u/myexsparamour and the posts by u/DB_Helper, u/skyscan1, u/LostInAlaska and plenty of others.
EDITED to add u/deadbedted the author of the wonderful LLitany (that I mention below). I must have read his post 100 times.
I hate ‘The Talk’ as it’s often described here.
Once a relationship and bedroom are humming along it makes sense to check in and talk about sex. There ends up being a playfulness about it, and that’s when you can start discussing toys, lingerie, new positions, threesomes, etc.
A talk DOESN’T get you out of a dead bedroom!
People often post about having “a talk” monthly, sometimes even weekly. WTF?! You can’t negotiate desire! You can’t ‘explain’ your way into making someone desire you! It just doesn’t work that way. Those that have ‘a talk’ each month fall foul of this. Maybe they get ‘The Result’, a temporary uptick in the quantity but NOT the QUALITY of sex. That’s because the quality of sex can ONLY come from genuine desire whereas the quantity of sex can come from love or pity or duty or fear.
In of itself there is nothing wrong with duty-sex! Even two equally high libido people may find that occasionally one wants sex and the other doesn’t. Duty-sex, that is given freely and out of a place of love, is not bad. But for most of us it’s not what we want all the time, right? We want MORE sex but we want that sex to be passionate and mutually enjoyable. Having ‘a talk’ and having our partner let us masturbate with their body more frequently is… limiting.
THE Talk (singular) should only happen once, maybe with a few follow-ups but, I’m sorry to say, it’s going to take YOU putting in some time and work to get there.
Start with
Step 1: Be Attractive, Don’t be Unattractive.
In some of the more misogynistic subs there can be a lot of brutal advice given to those wanting more sex. “Do you even lift, bro?” in a nutshell. The understanding is that when a person is attractive other people will want to have sex with them. A simple enough premise and one that made sense even though, in the beginning, I fought against it.
After lurking here for a few years, posting occasionally, trying to ‘convert contract’ my wife into fucking me, nothing was happening. My wife wouldn’t kiss me, hug me or touch me for 18 MONTHS at a time. It wasn’t until I read some of the books in the sidebar and put things into action and they began to pay dividends. For me this started in the (home) gym.
Louis C.K has a skit where he likens his soon to be divorced body on a car, left to rot in a backyard somewhere. He jokingly laments his lack of forethought, soon to be single but nowhere near ready to start dating again. I didn’t want to be like that.
I made the decision to prioritise exercise. THIS is the silver bullet in my mind! If you want to have more energy to do more things, exercise. If you want your partner over you like a rash or if you want to have the confidence to approach your partner, exercise. It’s not something that should be tacked on to life. It should be the STRUCTURE that everything else hangs off! Fitness, and the discipline to get fit and stay fit, needs to become the central part of your life and not some “if I feel like it, maybe” bullshit!
Physical attractiveness is great but it’s also critical to build emotional resilience and stoicism. “Be an adult and own your shit”, is how I normally see it expressed. You’re not having sex? What to know how you DON’T fix that? By being overweight, depressed, grumpy, passive aggressive and an addict! Are some factors out of your control? Absolutely! But make them a SMALL part of who you are. DON’T BE A VICTIM!
Are you pulling you weight around the house? Have some hobbies and interests that you can talk passionately about? Do you do any volunteer work or are you spending your time improving your education and career? Have you sent our many job applications lately or managed to get a side-business off the ground and income positive? No-one REALLY cares what you do with your time when you are productive, people ONLY give a shit (and lose respect for you) when you WASTE your time.
If you’re spending hours each day watching TV, crack a book instead. If you play video games until 2 am and then wonder why you are always tired, go for a ride or hike and crash at 9 pm. Organise the pantry, clean out the fridge before you get asked. Fold a basket of laundry without making a fuss and NEVER expect a ‘thank you’ that defeats the whole purpose!
“But Perth Guy, I do all that and more! Nothing is happening!”
Hey, I believe you! Sometimes we already look like Greek gods are do 100% of the housework. So,
Step 2: Be Together but Act Single
A lot of the stuff in Step 1 may or may not fix your dead bedroom. In my case, it didn’t and for years I simply thought my wife was asexual. In which case swapping me out for Chris Hemsworth wouldn’t change her sexual response at all. As it turns out she IS medically low libido so that remains largely true. What I was working on in those day was my own mental wellbeing. Along with building a better body and a better life, I was building mental self-sufficiency. I worked on NOT needing my wife to validate me (thank you No More Mr. Nice Guy). I worked out and got my education and career on track for myself and for my kids and FOR MY NEXT PARTNER whoever she might be.
To that end I worked on breaking the WIFE = INTIMACY fuse in my head. This took a bit of time but separating what you want from what they want to give you is key! You want sex and they want to give you a side hug. You get upset because you wanted sex and they get upset because “why can’t you be happy with a side hug?” There is no winner there. I survived by treating my wife as a roommate and co-worker, maybe a good friend. Someone whose company I enjoy while having no sexual attraction to. I slept separately and moved my toiletries out of the master bathroom.
For those doing MORE than their fair share around the house, or financially, now is the time to STOP REWARDING YOUR DENIER.
Choreplay doesn’t work! By all means, own your shit as specified in Step 1 but don’t do more and more and more, trying to win/be rewarded with sex. It doesn’t work and if it does it’s more of the duty sex we don’t want.
At this stage things may get really, really rocky. Maybe you have been in a very low sex marriage for 20 years and suddenly you’re talking about sending your lazy, Facebook addicted, perpetually unemployed spouse back to work! They may be fine spending 6 hours a day watching TV but asking them to vacuum or do the laundry while you go to work or a run with the dog is treated like a betrayal and “punishment”.
Laugh and wink at them as you head to work, book club, or golf. You’ve worked on mental stoicism remember? What they do with their time isn’t your concern UNLESS it interferes with your time. Imagine them to be a slack co-worker or filthy roommate. Treat them accordingly. What are they going to do? Fuck you less? For most dead bedrooms I don’t think you will need to go that far unless the entire relationship is toxic and/or abusive OR involves some measure of mental illness but you never know.
Things come to head? “Why are you being this way?” “I thought we were happy?”
Yes! We are getting somewhere, FINALLY!
Step 3: “THE Talk”
You’ve spent the last year or two working on yourself. Your fitness, self-esteem, education and career are all going great or are in upswing. You have friends and family you enjoy spending time with. You have a home and space you enjoy and hobbies and passions that allow you to while away the excess hours productively. Awesome! Feels good, right?
You’ve mentally separated yourself from your partner and by this stage the entire relationship is continuing on a day-by-day basis purely on a whim. The whole house of cards is staying up because YOU CHOOSE it to. Perhaps you have ties like a mortgage and kids (and love for your spouse) but at the end of the day if everything went belly-up you know YOU would be OK.
Either your partner has noticed your self-improvement and emotional distance OR they have been shaken by your insistence that they do their share around the house. Maybe they come to you fearfully, expecting the worst. Maybe they launch, screaming and crying and full of ‘woe-is-me’ism? Doesn’t really matter. This is “THE Talk”
Other may disagree but I found the LLitany very helpful here. During The Talk, KISS is critical. Whenever I read an open letter to an LL spouse I cringe! (Including my own. Seriously, look it up. It’s awful!) They are normally 100-pages long filled with nothing but a list of grievances. Often they are half indignant that sex isn’t happening, and half begging that the lower libido partner “fUcK mE pWeAsE”.
A good Talk has one super-simple premise. Unless otherwise agreed, a monogamous and romantic relationship should be sexual!
The end.
The Talk CANNOT be more complicated than this.
The more you try to cram into the Talk the more diluted the message becomes and the more the LL/denier has to dispute and argue against. The LLitany was great because it helped me come up with some really useful and simple conversation-fulcra. You know your spouse, you know the things they will say in their own defense and chances are the LLitany, as a cheat-guide, covers this. You’re not having The Talk to discuss things or argue the finer details of the relationship! All you want to do is spin things back to YOU and unless otherwise agreed, a monogamous and romantic relationship should be sexual!
My wife was one of the ones that came to me in anger because I had stopped celebrating our anniversary. I was done pretending. We were friends, roommates, co-parents and owners of shared asset. We were NOT lovers and as far as I was concerned, we were not spouses.
I told her that NOTHING needed to change and that I didn’t expect her to have sex with me. In fact I told her that I would say “NO” to obvious duty sex. That announcement; that I’d turn down the very thing I was asking for SERIOUSLY pissed her off. Again, unless otherwise agreed, a monogamous and romantic relationship should be sexual! What she was proposing was weekly duty sex to “keep me happy” (her words) and I explained that went against the idea of ‘romance’.
YOU HAVE THE POWER IN THE TALK!!! Our Talk ended when I had said what I wanted to say. My wife tried to continue bargaining but I wasn’t interesting in that. She tried for a few hours to whittle me down into giving her definitive details. How many times a week did I want to have sex? What about oral sex? Would naked cuddling or bathing together count towards our ‘quota’? I just deflected all of that. I was done, remember?
I was in my mid-30’s and fit, in control of the finances, with a good career and plenty of hobbies that took me out of the house. Why would pity sex from someone interest me in the slightest? For a few more months she’d bring it up, angry, sad, crying. Asking whether I wanted a divorce right now, whether I wanted her to move out with the kids, etc. I found it all terribly amusing! Where would she go?
I stayed the course, continued to love on my kids and be the sole breadwinner, owing my shit around the house and working on myself AND being happy with my life. Being sexless is hard but not life threatening. I gave up porn many years ago and I recommend it if you find yourself being crushed by the weight of sexlessness.
Slowly though, a bit at a time. My wife started making an effort. Doing her hair in the morning, a bit of makeup – just because. Dressing better. The house was being kept cleaner and I wasn’t coming home from work every day and immediately attacking a sink full of dirty dishes. She was giving up an episode of TV to ride the exercise bike instead, losing weight in an effort to match me.
She started inviting me to shower and have sex, plainly and bluntly to begin with (“Do you want to have sex with me?” asked fearfully and awkwardly) but with greater intimacy and eroticism as time has gone on. She started flirting with me through the day, via text and email. She hand me a cocktail or a beer as I walked in the door, telling me her payment would be me letting her sit on my face later.
All those changes and many more were done BY her. I had NO input AT ALL into any of that. She booked her own doctor’s appointment and started reading erotic literature to learn and get comfortable with dirty talk. She asked me what I bench-press with the goal to lose weight so I can easily fuck her against a wall, her legs wrapped around me.
What if STILL nothing changes?
Without doing any research on the subject, my gut tells me that a LOT of dead bedrooms are multi-faceted, that there are many issues that feed the gradual (or sudden!) decline in the amount of passionate sex.
I remain an advocate for LL4U (low libido for you), even before my dead bedroom came to life. I could never buy into the idea of malicious intent behind dead bedrooms. I don’t believe in widespread bait-and-switch OR a sudden lack of love and care by the LL/denier leading to the dead bedroom.
For sure there are reasons for people to lose that spark but high-libido people don’t seem to take much ownership over their own words and actions that kill the desire their partners once had for them. For a lot of us, our sexuality and libido is unquenchable but that isn’t the case for everybody. Stress and ill-health can play a part but a negative feedback loop exist where a single rejection (due to feeling sick) gets turned into a two day sulk-fest, that becomes another rejection on Day 3 which becomes a butt hurt, ‘lets be passive aggressive’ day. Maybe sex happens on Day 5 but it isn’t great, the low libido person feels a bit used and the HL person feels unloved. Day six and seven the HL person is aloof, drinks too much and lets some chores go undone. They still try to initiate, more forcefully this time and the LL is forced to either have sex they don’t want to have or reject more sharply.
Down and down and down it goes. Maybe all this takes place a day or two at a time but over months and years the carefree nature of sex gets eroded away and it becomes this constant battleground, an Event when it happens which makes the whole thing stressful and scary.
Owning up to our own failures and destructive nature is a better way to get sex but IT DOESN’T ALWAYS WORK.
As much as malicious withholding, bait-and-switch and other dysfunction is (IMHO) very, very, very rare IT DOES EXIST. This whole plan, Step’s 1, 2 and 3 may be followed to the letter and the dead bedroom remains as dead as it always has been. What then?
It’s the end of the road…
Step 4: When to walk away.
At the end of the day, every dead bedroom is a game TWO people play. It takes TWO people to be in a dead bedroom. Someone who is single and not having sex isn’t in a dead bedroom, they are just single! Relationships can be happy without sex but this is normally discussed at the very beginning, or between two low libido people. Maybe an agreement exists where one person is free to step outside the relationship for sexual pleasure – different strokes for different folks. For those of us in a reluctant dead bedroom the relationship can and may still be very happy and fulfilling, “Everything is perfect, but…”
Just because people don’t have sex doesn’t mean the relationship is doomed to fail, in the same way that two people having lots of sex aren’t necessarily perfect for one another.
The plan for me, was more than anything, a way of giving my sexless marriage meaning and happiness. I reasoned that my wife didn’t OWE me sex and I didn’t want my happiness hinging on sex. The steps I took and the self-improvement I went through wasn’t about making my wife fuck me! They were to make my life happy regardless of whether I was getting fucked or not. Saying that I NEVER planned to remain sexless forever and we ALL have our breaking point. Within the first year, working out every day and watching what I ate, I was the fittest I’ve ever been. I was working in a great job and enjoying my life. I had several hobbies that occupied my time and I was spending that time with other like minded people, INCLUDING other women. I wear glasses but I am not blind. I could see the looks and read between the lines when other women spoke with me. Several went so far to tell me that if I ever wanted a FWB I just had to let them know. The Choice: safe and sexless relationship OR the uncertain future is what you make it.
If at the end of it all if your spouse WILL NOT or CAN NOT have sex with you, and if that HAS to happen for you to be happy, then your “Options” are limited but simple. You ask for an open relationship (or not) and get sex elsewhere OR you leave.
If you’ve gone two or three years building a life that doesn’t NEED your spouse or partner then there shouldn’t be a lot of fear around this decision. I was staying for my kids but had we not had children I would have been gone when I realised OTHER women found me desirable and attractive. We all have our limit. Hopefully your dead bedrooms can turn around but if not, leaving the relationship with a really good foundation of desirability will make sure you get sex sooner rather than later.
All the best!
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2020.05.30 20:47 jdchambo UAH saved, but now what? (A hypothetical extreme realignment scenario)

As noted in the press release resurrecting #STANHORSIES from the grave, one of the conditions for the program continuing beyond the 2020-21 season is the fact that UAH needs to find a conference for 2021 and beyond. The issue being that as the status quo currently stands, that's very unlikely to happen. And at the same time, you have the Alaskas in the same situation, while new program LIU also needs a home. (And ASU too, for the sake of completeness). So, here's one radical possible lineup, assuming the NCAA could simply dictate conference alignments somehow. For these purposes, let's assume no new programs are added beyond those reported to actively be considering DI membership (Navy, St Thomas, Illinois):
East
Conference Teams
Atlantic Hockey UAH AIC BEN CAN HC MERCY NIA
ECAC BRO CLARK C'GATE COR DARTY HAR PRINY QU RPI SLU UNION YALE
Hockey East BU BC UCONN UMO UMASS UML UNH NU PC UVM
Northeast Conference ARMY LIU MC NAVY RMU RIT SHU
West
Foo Bar
Big Ten UI MICH MSU MINN PSU OSU UW
CCHA BEM FER LSSU MTU MNST NMU UST
NCHC BGSU MIAMI UMD UNO UND ND SCSU WMU
WCHA AFA UAF UAA ASU CC DU
Changes:
Now, the various leagues and the new members could probably live with these changes:
So, it coulllllld work. But is any of this realistic? I mean, maybe the NEC deciding they want to do hockey and taking the better AHA teams with them is a distinct possibility. But overall, not really.
And that's essentially the point here. Because there is no mechanism to force a team to join a particular conference (outside of a team's all sports conference suddenly sponsoring the sport; and even then, usually everyone involved is onboard with such an outcome since the conferences are the schools). And there's no real incentive for Merrimack to depart Hockey East voluntarily, or for Notre Dame to leave the Big Ten (at least, not at present), or especially for DU or CC to leave the NCHC for an objectively weaker league, even if it is geographically better. It's the same reason Western and Miami don't leave the NCHC, Miami's coach's complaints aside. And while BGSU isn't the worst possible add the NCHC could make, there's no pressing reason to add them over someone else either. And while Air Force and Army/Navy are not tied at the hip to the degree most people assume, Air Force also isn't going to separate from the other academies for a league that's not an improvement over the current Atlantic Hockey.
The issue boils down to this: a radical realignment like this isn't going to happen. Nor is it going to be the case that UAH will get into a conference given the current status quo. Essentially, that leaves two options:
1) The first is that the WCHA manages to add 3 additional members. Assuming none of these are St Thomas or Arizona State (and there's not really any reason to assume either would be interested in the current WCHA), that will require 3 additional programs to suddenly pop up. The main issue being that this still doesn't solve the issue imposed by having to travel to Alaska x2 on the budget. Even with travel subsidies (which may be at risk due to chronic funding issues in the Final Frontier), that's money that can go towards improving the program's foundation.
2) The second is that a bunch of Southern programs suddenly add hockey, enough to sustain a new Southern hockey conference. This seems to be even less likely to occur, at least in time to rescue UAH. For starters, this essentially requires 5 new programs instead of "only" 3. The obvious issue with both of these being that ADs are in the process of cutting sports due to funding issues introduced by the pandemic. With hockey being one of the most expensive sports out there, no one is going to add the sport without a massive donation specifically for hockey.
But then, that last part is true even under the best of circumstances. And while the Chargers have been the standard bearer for Southern college hockey for decades, no one else has made serious moves to add the sport. High Point included it as part of their long term planning recently, but who knows how the pandemic changes that. And that's still only one institution. And the whole "Georgia is building a 5500 seat rink for their hockey team" thing has been massively overblown; it is a 5500 seat multipurpose venue being built/renovated by the city of Athens. While it is capable of hosting the Ice Dawgs, it is not being primarily built with the hockey team in mind, nor has anyone to date stepped up to make the necessary investment to elevate UGA hockey to varsity. Their big money donors are for the most part focused on the football team's success. Such an arena makes it easier to make the jump later, but there's no indication that they're even giving it serious consideration yet. (Also consider that the SECHC is an ACHA Division 3 league, meaning that even the club team is essentially being treated with the minimum possible investment).
So in terms of Southern teams, that leaves Liberty, who almost certainly won't elevate without a conference already in place, and no current league will take them. (I doubt even the remaining WCHA schools are that desperate, since travel from Alaska to Virginia is even more expensive than the current state of affairs. And for that matter, Liberty probably sees the Alaskas as beneath them given their attitude towards just about everything else). And Lindenwood could charitably be classified as "Southern", but a) they're suffering from funding issues and b) there's apparently sufficient ambiguity in NCAA bylaws that may prevent them from playing up, as has nixed other attempts by DII institutions to field teams recently (Minnesota-Moorehead, Simon Fraser for instance were told that DII teams cannot play up without joining DI fully, even though the bylaws also clearly state that DII teams can compete as DI teams in sports without a DII championship).
So the simple fact of the matter is that while there is clearly community support for UAH hockey, we may very well be looking at their swan song this upcoming season barring an insane investment in college hockey teams in the wake of the financial issues caused by COVID-19 related shutdowns, because it seems highly unlikely that they will be able to resolve the conference situation by the imposed deadline. To say nothing of the 5 year funding plan.
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2020.05.24 15:02 portlane Billy Cox (January 14, 1935 - May 17, 2020)

BILLY R. “BILL” COX
January 14, 1935 - May 17, 2020
Billy R. “Bill” Cox, 85, of Ridgefield, WA, passed away peacefully on Sunday, May 17, 2020 with family by his side. Bill was born in Ripley, OK on Jan. 14, 1935 to George and Violet Cox. In 1942 his family moved to the Yakima Valley in Washington.
Bill moved to Camas, WA in 1956 to go to work at the Camas Paper Mill, where he worked for 39 years before retiring.
Bill had a real love for horses and was an early member of the Twin City Saddle Club. He won many ribbons in barrel racing and Pony Express events.
After retirement, Bill spent many happy years pursuing his hobby of working on antique tractors, cars and machinery at the Iron Horse Ranch in Ridgefield and was a member of the Fort Vancouver Antique Equipment Association for many years.
Bill (affectionately known as Papa) was a humble, compassionate and kind man who loved spending time with his family, especially his grandbabies. He enjoyed traveling, fishing, particularly his trips to Alaska with his son and grandsons, and watching rodeos on TV.
Bill is survived by his brothers, Lee, Sam and Ray; sister, Carol; four sons, Glen (Jill), Paul (Bev), Darrin (Yvonne) and Doug (Holly); 9 grandchildren; 22 great-grandchildren; and special friends, Bethalyn (Charles).
Bill was preceded in death by his parents; sister, Pat; and brother, Marvin.
Bill was loved by all and will be deeply missed. A celebration of Bill’s life will be held at a later date.
In lieu of flowers, contributions can be made to Community Hospice of Vancouver.
Please sign his guest book @ www.columbian.com/obits
source: http://obits.columbian.com/obituaries/columbian/obituary.aspx?n=billy-r-cox-bill&pid=196236950
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2020.05.17 16:02 lifelessinkc 28 years of being lost; where do I go

Mom and Dad, how do I fix myself? For the first 18 years of my life, you bounced me around between the both of you, and my grandparents. I never got a chance to be a kid, much less have any form of friends because of the constant moving from state to state. Not only did I feel alone with no one to talk to the entirety of my childhood, but I was constantly beat down for being the new kid.
Dad, why did you tell me you wished you'd been more a part of my life so I had turned out differently that last year of highschool? You had every opportunity. You left me in Florida when you came back from overseas. I had printed out pictures of you on my wall standing atop Osama's statue, and in your raid gear. You were my hero when I knew and still know nothing about you. Where were you when you left me with your parents in a small town in the middle of nowhere? Being put in trashcans and constantly in fights with no one to turn to. You gave me a computer and a guitar, and those were the two things I lived off of because I had nothing else. I practically raised myself, why didn't you just trust me to go to college where I graduated instead of forcing me to go to yet another school in another state where I knew no one? Even after maintaining my grades and holding up my end of the bargain, you still wouldn't let me go back to the only place I had found happiness? You let me get on a plane to leave that summer after college, and you knew I wasn't going to come back. I don't understand why I am the black sheep of the family when all I've ever wanted was acceptance and admiration from you. And what about now? You know I've attempted suicide several times throughout my life, you know I'm miserable where I'm at, why didn't you swallow your pride after all these years of me making it on my own? You have your beautiful successful dentist wife, your 20 years of service retirement, your master's degree, and your two new little boys to raise. The brothers I never had growing up and I will never really know because we live so far apart; instead I helped take care of all the little girls between you and moms several relationship excursions. What about now? I'm coming up on 30. I have a daughter, your grand daughter, who you've only seen once. You try to fly me out once or twice a year to clear your concious of having a son you played little part in raising. I'm sure your proud of me making my life on my own, "grabbed life by the bootstraps" and got myself the 100k a year job without college. But is this what you really want for me? Do you care that I live in self loathing and complete social angst because I have no idea who I am? Does the manliness of swallowing emotions ever wear off? Does it hurt you the handful of times we talk on the phone every year when I tell you I love you, but you just can't say it back? I wish I knew you. I wish I knew about your childhood, who you were as a person, what makes you tick. I wish I had a bond and someone to talk to about my life and actually cared to help me turn it around, instead of just expecting me to do it all myself now; but I guess it was too little too late from 18 to now. Shouldn't happiness take precedence over success?
Mom, you were the cool one when I was young, but god damn what happened. You were never stable. Is this where my longing for acceptance comes from? Is it a genetic disorder that you passed down? Is that why you lived in clubs and parties, thought it was cute to buy your 15 year old son a 5th of e&j, some weed, and watch him almost drown himself in the shithead of a trust fund baby you dated? Or the piece of shit you married and had my first sister in Alaska with? I refused to go to a shrink these past few years, because I don't want to end up addicted to pills like you. To the point of being homeless and losing all your teeth. To the point that you can't even hardly fucking walk anymore. What went wrong? Why weren't you there for any of your three kids? Why was I left so many times to fend for your daughters. How do you live knowing your youngest daughter is being raised by grandma and grandpa while you're in the same fucking house in worse shape than your own mother?
I'm so lost. I'm so lonely. And I have no one to turn to. For God's sake I'm venting to the internet just for a glimpse of light, because eventually the monotony of life and the lack of reason or feeling any worth outside of making sure my child has enough will probably be the death of me. I'm so tired. I've bounced between relationships of constantly being depended on since I've grown, probably all subconscious decisions based on being relied on by others and the broken examples you guys left for me as far as what a relationship is supposed to look like.
I envy the people who grew up knowing the same people their whole lives. All I've ever wanted was acceptance and someone to truly care about my existence and what makes me happy beyond the paycheck. My mind is damaged. My heart is jaded. I can't figure out how to be a happy person. I don't know how to cope with my self image issues. I've been the little guy outsider for most of my life, to the point that I over analyze the simplest of interactions with people. I have to consciously think about making eye contact. Any thought of adrenaline or confrontation makes me buckle now. I feel like a bitch. There is no confidence in myself outside of my ability to work. Why did you let me go so far down this rabbit hole? Now it's too late. The only place I can think of being happy, I can no longer go to because just like you pops, I had a kid I shouldn't have; but unlike you I'm not going to miss her life for anything. I love my daughter. Your grand daughter, but just like you showed me, parents are easily replaceable and someone else will take the dad role in my daughters life while I chip away at the time until the time is gone. It's a miserable existence. I'm lost, but I'm still existing... if only to spite the upbringing you gave me.
There is so much hatred and resentment inside of me for everything that has happened throughout this life. I feel like a jackass for even complaining, because I know theres people who have it way worse than this. I wish I had had a childhood. I wish you'd been more a part of my life too, Dad; because you're right, if you'd been there for me I'd have been a different person. maybe I'd still be there with you, instead of treating you like a total stranger. Maybe I'd be able to accept myself instead of just fighting to keep going because that's all i know to do. That's the only thing i ever learned watching you from afar. Swallow your emotions, make a good paycheck, and repeat because nothing else matters. I don't matter.
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2020.05.11 06:15 BeepBoopBop229 My life so far

TL;DR: I have ptsd and depression, but im better now Ok so Ill start by saying the usual stuff for posts like this: Im on mobile, and this is an extra account for... reasons youll figure out later...
Rules say i need to put some info so, genderfluid, 16.5, Earth
Ok, so I dont remember much from my life before i was 10, which sucks, it wasnt that long ago. My parents divorced right around the time i was born. They had lived in alaska with my 2 brothers before then, and my mom says im her "souvenir", but i was born here, where I still live. My dad was cheating on my mom with my now stepmom. Im not bitter about it, my stepmom is pretty awsome. Shes helped me through a lot of stuff. Plus, they gave me an awsome little sister! Anyways... my mom re-married to my little brothers dad. She tells me it was practically forced though. She didnt like him much, but after a few proposals, he finally just grabbed her hand and put the ring on it. He was my stepdad for a long while. My mom didnt like it because he baraly helped out. He would come home from work and would just sit on the couch. I dont remember much, but they broke up. Divorced, yada yada. Split custody of my brother. Next, my mom meets her (ex) boyfriend. He was in a biker club. He was cool and he took me on my first motorcycle ride when i was like... idk... 7? Idk, before i was 10. Most weekends i would stay with my friend while my mom and him went and hung out at the "clubhouse" as they called it. I will never blame her for it. My mom never got a childhood and didnt even get to go to school because she was watching her little sister. My mom feels guilty, but i dont. He was enjoying herself. I kinda feel bad for my older brothers, who i think were home alone part of the time, and with their friends the other part. Anyways, that fell through after a few years... he cheated. So, there he went. We were living in some appartments at the time, and while i was at my dads for the summer, she met my current stepdad, who lived across the hall. He was staying with his brother because he was evicted or some bullcrap... idk, never cared enough to find out. He was cool at first. Then, after a while, things just kept getting worse. We moved from those apartments into my grandmas old house... i should mention i was like 10 at this time. 9-10 idk. You know how kids are with their irrational fears. Well, i had seen this scene from the original IT where he came out from the drain of a shower room (????), and so i was always scared something was going to come out and kill me while in the shower. So, i showered with the curtain open an the door open. Smart, right? My kid self thought so. Well, no. My stepdad was fixing the vent one day, which was right outside of the bathroom. I was doing that thing with the door open cause, as i said before, i was scared. That night i was particularly scared of a giant squid coming to kill me (wat?? Idk why i remember this). Later, idk if it was days or what, but anyways my stepdad comes into my room and... begins to "teach me about my body" if you catch my drift... Around that time, i had found an app, I was 11 and knew i wasnt supposted to be on it, but I did anyways. I met some guys, who i wish i kept in contact with all these years later, they were awsome. I learned about my body the proper way. I asked simple questions and theyd explain them to me. They were my big brothers, and I was the little sister. Not that it really matters to this story, but, the way i met these guys is that I was scrolling and saw a post that this kid made saying he wanted to "self-die", i sent him a message saying that itll get better and things along those lines. We talked for a while and then he invited me to a group. Why is this relevant, you may ask. Well, sweet reader, hold on! It only gets worse from here! My stepdad finds out about the app. He persuades me that the things I was saying on there would tear my family apart. That id be forced to move to my dads house (i loved my dad, but he lived, and still does, 8 hours away). He said hed keep it a secret if I let him... My 11 yo self thought anything was better than my mom hating me, so i agreed. Before you think anything, there was no peen involved. He went down there... did everything. He made me.. suck... and made me let him nut on me. All of this going on for 3 years. Each time i would run back to the group because they were my only source of relief. I wasnt allowed to date during that time, per my stepdads rules. I did anyways, because screeeeew him. Near the end of those 3 years, i met my ex. He was nice, supportive, and I even trusted him enough to tell him about my stepdad. He was upset, i mean obviously. He had been r**** when he was younger, so he knew how it sucked. Well, January, just before my 14th birthday, he finally stopped. Not after a "self die" attempt that he walked in on, OH NO, HUNNY! He made me feel like crap for that one. That was a year before he stopped. He just randomly stopped. Then, a few months later, half way through the summer, we had moved again, and everyone was working. He could make his own hours so he was home early. He was faking a "self-die" attempt. (Later he gave a LOT of different reasons as to why), and me being the gullible 14 yo, i fell for it. I sat at his bedroom door and pleaded. When he opened his door eventually, i went in to make sure he was ok. He pinned me to the bed and held a knife over me. He said to let him fu** me and hed let me live to the end, or hed just "end" me now. He put his hand down there but didnt do much more than that. It only lasted a few minutes before he let me up. I ran down the road to my friends house and hid. My mom picked me up. Then, my older brother (who had a car) took me and taught me (too young) to drive while my mom (presumably) yelled at my stepdad. Here the thing though, i only told her about the "self-die" thing and the holding a knife over me. I didnt tell her about the other thing... After that, things mellowed out... with him at least. He just went back to being mentally abusive. However, this is where new stuff starts... wooo!! That boyfriend i mentioned earlier, yeahhhhh... not as great as he was. Something just... changed over the summer. He went from so sweet to just... a real jerk. It started when he came out as trans. I had nothing against it, i had figured out he was bisexual the year before. I told him to, rather than rush into it, wait until he was 18 to make a final decision. My reasons were so, 1. His parents couldnt stop him, and 2. So he knew it was the right decision (spoiler: it wasnt). He took it as me not accepting him. So, this other girl that instantly was like "yeah" when he brought it up, he began emotionally cheating with her, doing THOSE roleplays, and even promising thrmselves to each other. He kept making jokes about breaking up with me for her. Eventually, i just asked. When he admitted, i told him to go be happy with her. 4 months later, she didnt break up with her boyfriend for him, so, when she rejected him, he went to his second choice, me. I wish i said no. A week later, he was acting odd, and was texting some girl that went to anotheg school. The reason I knew was because my friend had the girls account logged into her phone. I didnt read the messages. I messaged him, asking if he was cheating. He got offended and broke up with me then. (On a side note, that was the last time i saw the teacher in that class. She got fired for sleeping with an 18 yo student... she was married with 2 kids...) Anyways, so i wish that was the end, but no. I was suicidal, and that's when I met my friend, now someone i call "(internet) dad". He helped me through that christmas, and then when school came back, i got with a new guy. Ex gets jelous and wants me back. I, stupidly, agree. I break up with the other guy (he turned out to be a duche when my friend got with him though. Dodged a bullet, ran into a cannonball). It was going ok, until this girl he knew a while back moved to our school. I didnt like her, but didnt want to be THAT girlfriend, so i just said please dont do anything with her. (Whats sad is that he was THAT boyfriend, he wouldnt let me have friends unless they were hand picked my him. He got mad at me and threatened to break up with me if i hung out with MY friends, not our mutual friends). A few months later, they skip class together. We went to our usual make out spot later that day (teenagers... i know) and i was telling him that i was frustrated that he skipped class with her after tellkng me that he wasnt going to. Ill never forget what he said. "What? Do you think we kissed?" And i said "No, I trust you" SURPRISE!!! The next day he tells me that they did, in fact, kiss. I wanted to break up with him, but i was a push over, and just asked that they not be alone together. He agreed. BUT he didnt do it. He told me he did, but me friend watched them and told me everything, with pics for proof (I love her, she was trying to look out for me. I wish I listened) Anyways, so a few weeks later, they skipped school to smoke w**d, and i wanted to go with (never smoked, but i wanted to try it... teenagers, i know.) He genuinely got offended and got mad at me. He had told me up to that point that i couldnt try it without him, but then wouldnt let me try it. Whatever, i can try it another time. They leave school, and go to his house to smoke. A week later, she goes around saying that shes PREGNANT with my boyfriends child. Her boyfriend messages me and we talk about it. He ends up breaking up with her (about a year ago from now actually. Ik cause his birthdays tomorrow... well, tomorrow as in 7 minutes from when im typing this, itll probably be today by the time i finish typing the whole story) I stay with my boyfriend, because I trust him. Turns out the girl lied. I dont see why, hes not even attractive (like at all??? I forgot to mention were all emos. He was particularly gross. I wore colorful stuff a lot, he literally told me he only wears black to hide the fact that he sweats a lot...) The next few months were a blur. He told my mom about my stepdad after a perticularly nasty break up. He was the only person id told irl, so i needed him. He forced me to get back together with him (after HE broke up with ME). My mom stayed with my stpedad. He got better and we dont talk about it anymore. She told me shed leave him if I wanted her to, but I wanted her to be happy, and i wanted to keep his 3 kids as my siblings, so i said I was ok 2 months later, and I decide to call my boyfriend a nickname i thought was cute. He said it was stupid. Then, it hit me. I wasnt happy. So, i broke up with him then. I hadnt felt anything for him for months, and it was more of a chore to keep him satisfied and happy than a relationship. He physical and mentally abused me, me emotionally neglected me, and got offended if i did something he didnt like, but if i asked him to please stopp self-harming, or to stop doing pills, its MY fault??? Anyways, 5 minutes later, i was messaging that guy that had his girlfriend lie about being pregnant. Well, 10 months later, here we are. A happy couple. My life turned around and im doing better. I even find myself smiling randomly. Sometimes i look at my mom and smile and she says "what" amd i just say "i have a boyfriend". I did it today actually. (Well, yesterday now, its 12am). I love him so much and while I hate how my life used to be, I think it all led up to meeting him, and getting with him. Hes so sweet. My family loves him, which is something my ex didnt have. My family HATED him. He gets to come over a lot (or he did before Miss Rona took over) and his family likes me. I do have a bit of a depression problem, but its not NEARLY as bad as it was, and hes helping me through it, where as my ex wanted it to be about him. I came out as genderfluid in January of this year, and now that I know who i am, even though I know I have a lot of growing up to do, it helps. He helps. Im so happy I have him. Im going over to my boyfriends house for his birthday later, so i gtg. Good morning, good day, and good night, world! If youve read this far thank you. Sorry for the book
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2020.05.08 13:17 assessment_bot [ Non-Fatal ] [ 04/11/2020 ] Cessna A185, Eagle River/ AK

On April 11, 2020, about 2025 Alaska daylight time, a wheel/ski-equipped Cessna A185E, N185RN, was substantially damaged when it was involved in an accident near D&C Fire Lake Flying Club Seaplane Base (D72), Eagle River, Alaska. Of the four occupants onboard, the pilot and one passenger sustained serious injuries, and two passengers sustained minor injuries. The airplane was operated as a Title 14 Code of Federal Regulations Part 91 personal flight.
A family member of the airplane's occupants reported that, at the time of the accident, the pilot was preparing to land on the frozen, snow-covered surface of Fire Lake, where the family residence is located. He added that the passenger seated in the right front seat was a certificated private pilot, and that two other family members were seated in the two aft seats.
The pilot rated passenger seated in the front right seat reported that the flight between the family's cabin and Fire Lake was uneventful, and that the pilot began the initial descent to Fire Lake after passing the Birchwood Airport (BCV), which is about 5 miles north of Fire Lake. He said that the pilot's intentions were to over fly the lake to inspect the landing area, followed by a left base turn, and a landing on the frozen lake to the north. He added that as they flew over the north side of the lake, on a southerly heading, the pilot began to maneuver the airplane for the approach to land and the engine suddenly lost power, but the propeller continued to windmill. The pilot continued to fly the approach and set up to make an emergency landing, and as he navigated the airplane to the left, he said, in part: "We are going down" which was immediately followed by the sound of the stall warning horn. The airplane subsequently struck a stand of trees and a powerline, and then pitched down violently and struck the ground in a nosed down attitude.
A witness on the ground reported that he observed the airplane fly over the northeast corner of the lake, and head south, at an altitude of about 600 ft. As the airplane passed overhead, he noted that the flaps were initially in the retracted position. He heard the power suddenly change from a mid-range cruise setting to an abrupt loss in power. He added that the propeller continued to windmill following the loss of engine power, and that once the airplane was about midway over the lake it banked to the southwest. He then recalled that the flaps had been extended and the airplane appeared to be in a forward sideslip momentarily. After briefly losing sight of the airplane, he witnessed it heading east toward the direction of the lake. A few seconds later he heard an airplane impact the trees and the ground.
The airplane came to rest in a residential yard in a near vertical position after impacting multiple trees and a powerline.
On April 12, the airplane wreckage was recovered from the accident site and transported to a secure site, and a detailed examination is pending.
The accident airplane was equipped with a Garmin GPSmap 495 portable global positioning system (GPS), a J.P. Instruments (JPI) Fuel Scan, model 450, and an Electronics International US-8A engine analyzer, and all items were recovered and subsequently sent to the NTSB's Vehicle Recorders Laboratory in Washington, DC, for download.
Category Data Category Data Category Data
Event Id: 20200413X13054 Investigation Type: Accident Accident Number: ANC20LA043
Event Date: 04/11/2020 Location: Eagle River, AK Country: United States
Latitude: 61.351944 Longitude: -149.548889 Airport Code: D72
Airport Name: D&C FIRE LAKE FLYING CLUB Injury Severity: Non-Fatal Aircraft Damage: Substantial
Aircraft Category: Airplane Registration Number: N185RN Make: Cessna
Model: A185 Amateur Built: No Number of Engines: 1
Engine Type: FAR Description: Part 91: General Aviation Schedule:
Purpose of Flight: Personal Air Carrier: Total Fatal Injuries:
Total Serious Injuries: 2 Total Minor Injuries: 2 Total Uninjured:
Weather Condition: VMC Broad Phase of Flight: MANEUVERING Report Status: Preliminary
Publication Date: 05/06/2020
http://www.ntsb.gov/_layouts/ntsb.aviation/brief.aspx?ev_id=20200413X13054
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2020.05.08 04:59 AngryMustache9 I found a bunch of card ideas on an old USB of mine (Part 2)

Any questions you may have can be answered in Part 1

Easy Peasy
Type- Pea Trick
Cost- 3
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- All peas on the field gain Double Strike
A much more preferred term compared to Lemon Squeezy
Transforming Zombie
Type- Science Zombie
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 2
Class- Brainy
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- Fusion: This zombie gets +2/+2 and gets the exact same ability as Transforming Zombie
Auto Zombies! Transform and roll out!
Cosmic Gargantuar
Type- Gargantuar Zombie
Stats- 5/4
Cost- 6
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, conjure a Gargantuar and it gets Frenzy. Frenzy
He’s roommates with Supernova Gargantuar, and they get along pretty well as far as Gargantuar relationships go
Cosmic Pirate
Type- Pirate Zombie
Stats- 2/3
Cost- 2
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, conjure a Pirate and it gets Gravestone. Gravestone
Technically, he’s a space pirate but he prefers the classic pirate theme
Cosmic Root
Type- Root Plant
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 2
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, conjure a root and it gets +1/+1
He generally despises Starch Lord for so called ‘copying his style’, but really, he’s the one who’s copying styles. He’s just telling lies.
Cosmic Banana
Type- Banana Plant
Stats- 0/3
Cost- 2
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, conjure a banana and you get a Banana Bomb after every turn while the conjured banana is in play
Now Banana Launcher can stop boasting about his banana launching ability. Now everyone can do it, and no one cared for his ability in the first place.
Headless Horseman
Type- Monster Pet Zombie
Stats- 5/4
Cost- 5
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When played, all plants and zombies switch to random lanes. Frenzy
How can he see without a head? Well, there are plenty of questions that can’t be answered, and this is one of them.
Sunburnt Peashooter
Type- Pea Plant
Stats- 0/2
Cost- 2
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When you play a trick, this gets +3/+3 and Double Strike for this turn.
Being out in the sun all day can be extremely tiring for some plants. Sometimes, you just need a little trick to make your day.
Sunburnt Wallnut
Type- Nut Plant
Stats- 0/4
Cost- 2
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- When you play a trick, this gets Protection 3 for this turn. Team Up
He may have a hard shell, but he has sensitive skin.
Invisa-Ghoul
Type- Monster Zombie
Stats- 2/4
Cost- 3
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, plants cannot attack this zombie, and instead attack the Zombie Hero for a turn
Now you see him, well actually you never saw him to begin with
Dentist Zombie
Type- Professional Zombie
Stats- 3/5
Cost- 4
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- At the end of a turn, gain a Healthy Treat
Don’t tell anyone, but the reason why Dentist Zombie got the Dentist job, is because he doesn’t have to do anything. Because zombies have little to no teeth, he basically gets paid for doing nothing.
Necromancer Imp
Type- History Imp Zombie
Stats- 3/2
Cost- 4
Class- Legendary
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When played, all Gravestones on the field become zombies that cost +1 with Gravestone
“Rise! RISE!”
Fencing Zombie
Type- Sport Zombie
Stats- 5/1
Cost- 3
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- Protection 2
Japanese Sword fighting? Poking metal sticks? It’s all about the same to him.
Scaredy Shroom
Type- Mushroom Plant
Stats- 0/2
Cost- 2
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Uncommon
Ability- Anti Hero 3
He loves going outside and going to places, as long as that place is inside with no one there.
Ice Shroom
Type- Mushroom Trick
Cost- 6
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- Freeze all zombies
He looks cold, he sounds cold, he feels cold, but inside… he has a warm heart.
Pepper-Pult
Type- Squash Plant
Stats- 3/5
Cost- 5
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- Plants here and next door are immune to Freeze. Splash Damage 3
Outside of keeping zombies at bay, he has a part time job at a Hot Chocolate Barista somewhere in Alaska. He greatly enjoys it and consumers there claim that he has done the best hot chocolate they’ve ever tried.
Hot Potato
Type- Root Trick
Cost- 0
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Common
Ability- A plant loses freeze
She’s much more popular than Cold Spaghetti
Travel Log
Type- Tree Trick
Cost- 4
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Move all plants to the right. Plants originally on the 5th Lane gets moved to the 1st Lane
Despite being a Travel Log, he has short term memory loss.
Dodo Rider
Type- Pet Imp Zombie
Stats- 3/2
Cost- 2
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- At the end of the turn, destroy a plant with 3ATK or less
Dodos aren’t actually extinct. They’re just kept in Area 22 in an artificial environment made by Dr Zomboss. Want proof? There’s a Dodo RIGHT here!
Cold Winds
Type- Trick
Cost- 3
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Freeze all plants in a lane
That’s cold man.
Reddit Zombie
Type- Professional Zombie
Stats- 1/5
Cost- 3
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, destroy all plants and zombies with Conjure
“cOnJuRe BaD!”
Breakdancing Zombie
Type- Dancing Zombie
Stats- 2/4
Cost- 3
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When this does damage, a random zombie does a Bonus Attack
A good old kick in the behind ought to get those other zombies moving
Glittery Rollerskating Zombie
Type- Dancing Sports Zombie
Stats- 5/4
Cost- 6
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- Zombies next door get Invincible and Untrickable
Not very many people like Glittery Rollerskating Zombie’s personality. Glitter is irritating and gets everywhere and never seems to leave you alone. The only reason why zombies hang out with her is because of her magic rainbow rollerskates.
Punk Zombie
Type- Dancing Zombie
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 1
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- When this hurts a plant, bounce it
You don’t even want to know how painful it was for Punk Zombie to get those metal rings all over his body.
Magnet Shroom
Type- Mushroom Plant
Stats- 0/2
Cost- 1
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- When a turn ends, steal 2 sections of the Zombie Hero’s Block Meter. Team-Up
She’s always had a thing for shiny things
Spikerock Sector
Type- Root Environment
Cost- 4
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Before combat here, zombies get dealt 4 damage
You may think that Spikeweed and Spikerock holds a competition with each other to see who really the better environment is, but that’s not the case at all. They respect each other’s strengths and weaknesses and get along quite well. They’re meeting each other at Gordan Ram-Z’s for lunch after this match.
Combustible Lemon
Type- Squash Trick
Cost- 3
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- Do 4 damage to a zombie, and 1 damage to zombies next door
He’s burnt Life’s house down too many times to count
Wall Nut Barricade
Type- Nut Trick
Cost- 4
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- Make a Tall Nut here, and Wall nuts next door
Defence is the best offence.
Super Fan Imp
Type- Sports Imp Zombie
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 3
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When this hurts a plant, destroy that plant and this zombie
He is so much of an All Star Zombie fan, that he attached a bomb to his body and if his team didn’t win the Zombie Bowl, well… BOOM. You may call it suicidal, but he calls it commitment.
Hunting Chomper
Type- Flytrap Plant
Stats- 4/2
Cost- 3
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, create a Spikeweed Sector here
Hunting Chomper is a little bit more intelligent that you’re average Chomper. For example, he knows that 2+3 is 6. He’s still wrong, but most Chompers would say 2.
Cold Snapdragon
Type- Flower Plant
Stats- 3/4
Cost- 5
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When this hurts a zombie, freeze it. Splash Damage 2
Cold Snapdragon and Snapdragon have a really hard time seeing each other. They’re like fire and ice.
Crazy Dave’s Spare Hat
Type- Trick
Cost- 2
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- A plant gets Untrickable
In an RPG point of view, Crazy Dave’s Spare Hat would give you -3 Fashion, and +5 Armour, but it gets and extra +2 Armour against zombies
Hot Rod Chomper
Type- Flytrap Plant
Stats- 3/3
Cost- 3
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When this destroys a zombie, this gets Double Strike next turn and gets +1ATK
Ever seen the movie Turbo? Well, Hot Rod Chomper’s backstory is basically that but with a flytrap.
Electric Peashooter
Type- Pea Plant
Stats- 1/1
Cost- 2
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- This gets +1/+1 for every Electric Peashooter you have played this game, Splash Attack 1
A peashooter becoming electric? Well that’s shocking, isn’t it?
Prospector Zombie-
Type- Professional History Zombie
Stats- 3/5
Cost- 4
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When the turn ends, do 4 damage to the Plant Hero and bounce this. Gravestone
Where did his left shoe go? That’s a question that filled western zombie’s mouths for years, and still to this day, 200 years later that question has still not have solved.
Target Zombie
Type- Professional Zombie
Stats- 0/12
Cost- 6
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- All damage done by plants are redirected to this zombie
Target Zombie got bullied a lot his schooling years, and it still shows.
Chard Guard
Type- Tree Plant
Stats- 0/6
Cost- 3
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- At the end of the turn, bounce the zombie here. Team Up
He’s quite flexible for a tree. What type of tree do you think he is? A cross breed of some sort? Can trees even cross breed? Oh, it doesn’t matter, just accept it.
Heavy Metal Gargantuar
Type- Dancing Gargantuar Zombie
Stats- 6/5
Cost- 6
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- When a Dancing Zombie is played, this does a bonus attack. Frenzy
Legend says that his guitar was built and strung by the Heavy Metal Demons, thus explaining why his guitar refuses to break.
Sloth Gargantuar
Type- Pet Gargantuar Zombie
Stats- 5/7
Cost- 6
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When destroyed, gain 3 Yeti Imps. This zombie is immune to frozen
He’s wearing his pet. He counts as a Pet Zombie. I don’t care what you say.
Yeti Imps
Type- Monster Imp Zombie
Stats- 1/1
Cost- 1
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Uncommon
Ability- Frantic: This zombie is immune to frozen. Amphibious
They look so warm and snug when they’re asleep! Awwwww!
Pelican Zombie
Type- Pirate Pet Zombie
Stats- 4/4
Cost- 5
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- This zombie is immune to plant environments. Untrickable, Amphibious
Their favourite food is Brains and Chips.
Jetpack Zombie
Type- Science Zombie
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 2
Class- Brainy
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Amphibious, Overshoot 2
He tends to join dance clubs and discos quite a lot.
Superpower Scientist
Type- Science Zombie
Stats- 2/4
Cost- 3
Class- Brainy
Rarity- Super Rare
Ability- When you your first Superpower this turn, conjure a Superpower
He plans to make everyone a super, and when everyone’s a super… nobody will be.
The Zombie Stop
Type- Dancing Party Trick
Cost- 7
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- All Dancing Zombies get +4/+4, Frenzy and Overshoot 3
It’s called the Zombie Stop, but it keeps them going. I don’t get the name to be honest.
Radioactive Asteriod
Type- Environment
Cost- 3
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- If there’s not zombie here at the end of the turn, make a random zombie here. Zombies here get +1/+1
What has Huge Giganticus done? This… could destroy everything
Electric Field
Type- Science Environment
Cost- 3
Class- Brainy
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Plants here loses all traits and cannot be moved by the Plant Hero
Contains over 1000 volts.
Oil Slick
Type- Environment
Cost- 3
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- Only amphibious plants and zombies can be played here. Plants here have a 50% each turn to not attack during the Attack Phase.
America wants to know your location
Honey Spill
Type- Pet Environment
Cost- 3
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- Plants here get -3ATK
It’s not just honey, its undead honey. That makes it special apparently.
Wizard Zombie
Type- History Mustache Zombie
Stats- 2/4
Cost- 3
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- At the end of a turn, transform a random plant into a goat. When destroyed, all transformed plants turn back into their original form.
His beard pretty much counts as its own lifeform.
Guillotine Executioner
Type- History Zombie
Stats- 4/3
Cost- 4
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- At the end of a turn, destroy a plant or zombie and this gets +1ATK
How did he die exactly? Let’s just say there was a little incident with his head.
Discuss Zombie
Type- History Sports Zombie
Stats- 4/1
Cost- 2
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Strikethrough
Most of the time, his arm ends up flying off with the discus, ruining his throw.
Weasel Hoarder Zombie
Type- History Pet Zombie
Stats- 2/5
Cost- 3
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When destroyed, create a Zombie Weasel next door
Historians believe that Weasel Hoarder Zombie may be the originally poet behind the classical nursery rhyme, “Pop Goes The Weasel”
Zombie Weasel
Type- Pet Zombie
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 1
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Do you know what’s worse than weasels? Zombie Weasels! And that one from Ice Age too. He’s pretty annoying.
Blacksmith Gargantuar
Type- Professional Gargantuar Zombie
Stats- 8/5
Cost- 7
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- When this destroys a plant, do 5 damage to the Plant Hero
Because of his amazing size, he ends up making weapons about twice the size of the zombies who request them. His job is on the line, but he has recently decided he would create a line of Gargantuar weapons.
Gargantuar Prime
Type- Science Gargantuar Zombie
Stats- 5/5
Cost- 7
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- At the end of a turn, destroy a plant. Protection 1
Despite being metal and robotic on the outside, he has feelings, and not many people know that!
Ultomato
Type- Fruit Plant
Stats- 5/5
Cost- 6
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- Fusion: The plant placed on this gets +3/+3 and get Untrickable and Double Strike. The amount of stats that is given is added by +2/+2 for every other Ultomato that has been played this game
He is the ultimate tomato. No other tomato is better than him. At least that’s what he says. Whether or not he is the greatest tomato is debatable amongst other tomatoes.
Spring Onion
Type- Root Plant
Stats- 0/3
Cost- 3
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- At the end of a turn, bounce a zombie. Team Up
What’s his favourite season? Autumn, actually.
Flower Ring
Type- Flower Environment
Cost- 2
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Plants here have Team Up
Zombies who trample this ring of flowers used to be lethal for death to these poor sprouts, but then it came to mind. What if we have plants IN FRONT of the flowers? Ever since then, the flower’s demise never came to mind.
Corny Jokes
Type- Corn Plant
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 4
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Plants and Zombies here and next door get -2ATK, this gets +1/+1 for every plant and zombie who lost their attack.
Every Corn likes the company of Corny Jokes. All his little gags are hilarious. So hilarious that it even affects them on the battlefield… yeah….
Children of the Corn
Type- Corn Plant
Stats- 4/3
Cost- 3
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- At the end of the turn, destroy a zombie with 4 ATK or more
I don’t know much about Children of the Corn, so I can’t really think of a good little description for this guy
Ironshroom
Type- Mushroom Plant
Stats- 3/3
Cost- 4
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- Protection 2
Underneath that suit of armour, is the one and only worldwide famous Billionaire known as Tony Shroom, but don’t tell anyone else!
Rushroom
Type- Mushroom Plant
Stats- 2/3
Cost- 3
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- All mushrooms get Double Strike
Little known fact, but he’s Russian. Why? Because he’s always RUSSIAN around! Okay, I’ll stop now…
Aloe
Type- Flower Cactus Plant
Stats- 0/4
Cost- 3
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When the turn ends, heal all plants next door 2HP. Team Up
Aloe is quite quiet and shy, but whenever she decides to speak, her voice is enough to heal fellow plant souls. She should speak more often, but she rather not.
Bowling Bulb
Type- Root Plant
Stats- 1/5
Cost- 5
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When this plant attacks, it does 3 damage in the lane to its right and 5 damage in the lane to its left.
How does a plant like Bowling Bulb get so good at Bowling? Well, simple. You see, due to this outrageous zombie apocalypse that’s been going on, just pretend the zombies are your pins, and whatever the hell you have on yourself is your ball.
Kiwibeast
Type- Fruit Plant
Stats- 1/3
Cost- 3
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When this gets hurt, this gets +2/+2
Everyone says he has anger issues, but he gets bitten by zombies every day. You can’t blame him anger, it’s just common sense!
Moonflower
Type- Shadow Flower Plant
Stats- 0/2
Cost- 1
Class- Solar
Rarity- Rare
Ability- Frantic: When the turn begins, gain +1 sun. Team Up
How does Moonflower get sun from the moon? Idk lol
Nightshade
Type- Shadow Flower Plant
Stats- 2/4
Cost- 3
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- If there’s a Moonflower here or next door, this gets +2ATK, Strikethrough and Double Strike
Fellow plants see Nightshade as, a much more approachable version of Hero Nightcap.
Dusk Lobber
Type- Cactus Shadow Plant
Stats- 2/6
Cost- 3
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- If there’s a Moonflower here or next door, this gets +1ATK and gets Splash Damage 3
She’s technically a catapult, but she wanted to be called a Lobber. I don’t know, I guess that’s a new trend?
Poison Shroom
Type- Mushroom Shadow Plant
Stats- 0/4
Cost- 3
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When destroyed, destroy the zombie here. If there’s a Moonflower here or next door, this does 2 damage to zombies here and next door when the turn ends
She often gets mistaken for having a toxic personality, but she doesn’t. Just because her name is poison, doesn’t mean she is.
Grimrose
Type- Flower Shadow Plant
Stats- 0/5
Cost- 4
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- At the end of a turn, destroy a plant and destroy this plant. If there is a Moonflower here or next door however, do not destroy this plant. Team Up.
“There’s one place where Zombies belong,” says Grimrose, “And that place is in the ground!”
Chilly Bean
Type- Bean Trick
Cost- 6
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Destroy a zombie and zombies next door get 0ATK for this turn.
Please excuse him, he can’t help it
Strawburst
Type- Berry Plant
Stats- 3/5
Cost- 5
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- At the end of a turn, this gets +3ATK. When destroyed, do the amount of ATK this plant has to the zombie here.
He has a pretty… shape shifting personality.
Goo Peashooter
Type- Pea Plant
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 3
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- When this damages a zombie, that zombie loses -1ATK
Don’t worry, the goo isn’t poisonous. Unless if you’re a zombie of course, but if you’re not it’s okay!
Sun Bean
Type- Bean Trick
Cost- 2
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Target a zombie. When you damage that zombie, you get +1 sun next turn
He’s always tried to show the zombie’s the light. Maybe it will make them good. That’s what he always says, but it never works.
Ghost Pepper
Type- Root Plant
Stats- 1/4
Cost- 3
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When a turn phase ends, to 1 damage to the zombie here.
She’s a ghost and she’s a pepper. You could say that it’s a monster mash!
Gold Bloom
Type- Flower Trick
Cost- 3
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Next turn you get +2 sun, the turn after however you lose -1 sun
Her little dance keeps the sun happy, so then she is blessed with sunshine and happiness, and thanks to her sunny personality, she decides to share to sunshine to those in need.
Imp Pear
Type- Fruit Trick
Cost- 3
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Transform a zombie into a random imp that costs 2 or less. If played on an Imp, destroy it.
“Imps are dangerous little things. You never know when one might be right under your pot!”
Power Lily
Type- Flower Trick
Cost- 3
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Gain a Plant Food
She has restaurants all over the world. Not only that, but she also has food vans for her restaurant, airline food and you can also buy frozen Plant Food packets at your local supermarket
Holly Barrier
Type- Leafy Berry Plant
Stats- 0/5
Cost- 4
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When hurt, do 3 damage to the zombie here then bounce it if it’s not destroyed.
They are the ones who separates the demons with the plant gods! It’s an important job, but they fear when they have to retire.
Parsnip
Type- Root Plant
Stats- 5/3
Cost- 4
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- After every turn cycle, do 2 damage to the zombie here. When destroyed, do 5 damage in this lane.
Apple Mortar
Type- Fruit Plant
Stats- 3/4
Cost- 5
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- This attacks here and next door. When this hurts a zombie, that zombie gets -2ATK next turn
It’s quite hard aiming for zombies when you’re in a trench, but he’s gotten use to it.
Pianist Zombie
Type- Dancing Mustache Zombie
Stats- 0/6
Cost- 4
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- At the end of a turn, all other Dancing and History zombies switch lanes with each other
Most of the keys don’t quite work, but he likes to work around that.
Poncho Zombie
Type- History Zombie
Stats- 2/4
Cost- 3
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- History Evolution: This gets Protection 3
It doesn’t rain much in the Wild West, but when it does Poncho Zombie is prepared!
Crash Landing
Type- Professional Trick
Cost- 3
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Create a Lost Pilot and a Lost Passenger in a random lane
The engine blew again! That’s the 5th time this week!
Lost Pilot
Type- Professional Mustache Zombie
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 1
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Token
‘’So… how do I fly this thing?’’
Lost Passenger
Type- Professional Zombie
Stats- 1/2
Cost- 1
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Token
He’s afraid he may not get a refund
Imp Cannon
Type- Imp Pirate Zombie
Stats- 3/6
Cost- 5
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When this does damage, create a random imp in a random lane
Firing Imps here and there and EVERYWHERE!
Relic Hunter Zombie
Type- Professional Mustache Zombie
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 2
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- When a History Zombie hurts the Plant Hero, that zombie gets +1/+1
He’s found them all! Every single artefact that remains in the Lost City. Every single one of them except for that bloody Blue Turquoise Skull that Turquoise Skull Zombie found! Curse him!
Impunk
Type- Dancing Imp Zombie
Stats- 1/1
Cost- 2
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When you play a Dancing Zombie, this gets +2/+2
His favourite band is Imps and Roses
Fisherman Zombie
Type- Professional Zombie
Stats- 2/1
Cost- 1
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- At the end of a turn, move the closet plant to this zombie to the right. If it reaches to an Amphibious Lane and is not an Amphibious Plant, destroy it. Amphibous.
He’s supposed to be catching fish, but he always seems to latch onto plants.
Sunday Edition Zombie
Type- Professional Zombie
Stats- 1/6
Cost- 4
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- When hurt, this gets +4ATK and Deadly. Gravestone
He wanted to know about the new type of brain discovery, but some devilish plant decided to destroy his newspaper!
Cardio Zombie
Type- Professional Mustache Zombie
Stats- 5/5
Cost- 7
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- All zombies cost 3 less
He’s on that treadmill every day. Why is he still so fat though? Kentucky Fried Brains is the answer. Too much Kentucky Fried Brains!
Slot Machine
Type- Trick
Cost- 4
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Conjure a random plant, trick and gain +1 sun next turn
Illegal gambling in a family friendly game. Well, Mario Kart has gambling too so its fine!
Seed Rain
Type- Seed Trick
Cost- 2
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- Conjure 3 plant cards
It’s raining seeds! Hallelujah!
Gold Tile
Type- Environment
Cost- 4
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- At the end of a turn, gain +1 sun for every plant here
It’s like a Solar Panel, but it doesn’t produce electricity.
Electric Snapdragon
Type- Dragon Fruit Plant
Stats- 2/6
Cost- 4
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- This attacks here and next door. Splash Damage 2
First fire, then ice, and now electricity. Shocking, isn’t it?
Razorshroom
Type- Mushroom Plant
Stats- 2/1
Cost- 2
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When this does damage, this gets +1ATK. Strikethrough, Bullseye
Every time he enters the room, you’ll swear you hear a *SHING* sound.
Mighty Banana
Type- Banana Plant
Stats- 4/3
Cost- 4
Class- Mega-Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- At the end of a turn, all Bananas on the field gain +1/+1
He’s the Gaston of Bananas
Swift Carrot
Type- Root Plant
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 3
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Plants here and next door get Double Strike
He’s not fast, he’s just swift.
Engineer Zombie
Type- Professional Mustache Zombie
Stats- 1/3
Cost- 2
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When a Professional does damage, it gets +1ATK. Gravestone
There’s always been an ongoing feud between Engineers and Scientists throughout the history of a few decades, but Zombot Engineer and Engineer secretly get lunch out together on Sundays.
80s Action Hero
Type- Professional History Zombie
Stats- 4/4
Cost- 5
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- When a plant or zombie is destroyed or played, this gets +1/+1
He was a big name in the 80s and the early 90s, but when the action genre began to fall, especially during the summer, and then he fell into a forgotten void of cheesy action hero movies.
Zapshroom
Type- Mushroom Plant
Stats- 1/1
Cost- 1
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Uncommon
Ability- Splash Damage 1
It’s alright to touch her. It’s only a little shock, but don’t anger her. She’s been saving up all that energy for zombies, and releasing it would be electrifying.
Sugar Cane
Type- Root Plant
Stats- 2/4
Cost- 3
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- Plants here and next door get Double Strike. At the end of a turn, plants here and next door get +1ATK
Its sugar, trust me.
Coffee Bean
Type- Bean Trick
Cost- 2
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- A plant gets Double Strike. Conjure a Bean
When the mushrooms unexpectedly decided to change their diet to more sugary foods in order to stay awake for zombie attacks, Coffee Bean kinda had a midlife crisis. He had no purpose anymore and he wasn’t useful to anyone. Then one day, he decided that he would be a gym trainer, and it was then he discovered a power he never knew he had in himself.
Crazy Dave’s Chocolate
Type- Bean Trick
Cost- 3
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- A plant gets +1/+1 and Double Strike
The plants love the stuff, but don’t give any to Corn Dog or Cattail, okay.
Voltfruit
Type- Fruit Plant
Stats- 1/3
Cost- 3
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When this hurts a zombie, this gets +1ATK. Splash Damage 1
“It’s like zapping 3 zombies with one bolt!”
Cat Dragon
Type- Animal Dragon Zombie
Stats- 2/5
Cost- 4
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When you play an Animal Plant, this gets +2ATK. Splash Damage 2
He’s technically a furry
Goo Shroom
Type- Mushroom Plant
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 3
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Rare
Ability- When this hurts a zombie, that zombie loses 1HP after every turn phase next turn. Strikethrough
She’s sticky and slimy, but thank god her personality isn’t toxic.
Outhouse Zombie
Type- Professional Zombie
Stats- 4/4
Cost- 7
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Rare
Ability- Protection 3, Untrickable
He’s been thinking about making his own show called ‘Dexter’s Laverty’
Tackle Dummy
Type- Sports Zombie
Stats- 0/4
Cost- 3
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Sports Fusion: This Sports zombie gets Protection 1
He’s not even a zombie, he’s just leather and fluff!
Heal Flower
Type- Flower Plant
Stats- 0/2
Cost- 2
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- At the end of a turn, heal the Plant Hero 2HP. Team Up
Not only will she heal your soul, but with her words she will heal your heart.
Peawitched
Type- Pea Trick
Cost- 6
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- All Peas do 5 damage down their lane
Only during a Pea Moon, will your hear the Were-Pea howl.
Popcorn
Type- Corn Plant
Stats- 0/2
Cost- 1
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When a zombie is played here, do 5 damage to that zombie and this plant is destroyed. Team Up
He’s tried to implement the word ‘corn’, in the song ‘Pop Goes the Weasel’. He hasn’t had much luck.
Shamrock Star
Type- Leafy Plant
Stats- 3/4
Cost- 4
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When a zombie is played, do 2 damage to a random zombie.
His fans love him and his noise, but his neighbours don’t.
Beeshooter
Type- Pea Animal Plant
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 2
Class- Kabloom
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When destroyed, do 1 damage to all zombies
He’s always had a thing for flowers
Beet Boxer
Type- Root Plant
Stats- 2/2
Cost- 3
Class- Mega Grow
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- When a Root Plant does damage, this gets +1/+1
You can’t really beet box without hands, but Beet Boxer won’t let that stop him!
Ice Queen Pea
Type- Pea Plant
Stats- 4/4
Cost- 6
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- When this hurts a zombie, all zombies are frozen.
She should just… let it go.
Rocket Zombie
Type- Science Barrel Zombie
Stats- 5/2
Cost- 4
Class- Brainy
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When destroyed, do 3 damage to all plants here and next door.
Come on, this isn’t rocket science
Bull Rider Legend
Type- Sports Pet Zombie
Stats- 5/5
Cost- 7
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary/Token
Ability- At the end of a turn, destroy all plants here. Protection 2, Overshoot 3, Untrickable
To be honest, I’m pretty sure having a technologically advanced, robot bull that does exactly what your command is kind of cheating, but whatever.
Bull Rider Imp
Type- Sports Imp Zombie
Stats- 1/2
Cost- 3
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, shuffle 2 Bull Rider Zombies into your deck
“YEE HAW!”
Watering Can
Type- Trick
Cost- 2
Class- Solar
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Heal 3HP to a plant
It’s like a small rain cloud coming from a can
Golden Watering Can
Type- Trick
Cost- 6
Class- Solar
Rarity- Legendary
Ability- Heal all plants 3HP and heal your Plant Hero 5HP
You could say that it’s a golden shower.
Vinyl Record Player
Type- Trick
Cost- 2
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- A plant is immune to all zombie traits
One of Crazy Dave’s greatest discoveries is that vinyl player’s help plant growth, but no one believes him, but he knows the truth and so do you.
Thick Fog
Type- Environment
Cost- 4
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Zombies played here will not be seen by the Plant Hero unless if it’s time to attack.
Crazy Dave used to be the Fog Man, did you know that. Maybe if he hadn’t spoken so loudly, the zombies would not adapt to Dave’s techniques.
Pollen Flower
Type- Flower Plant
Stats- 0/2
Cost- 2
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Animal plants here and next door get +2/+2. Team Up
How does she manage to get pollen all over herself? Easy, she books appointments with Beeshooter quite often.
Chillshroom
Type- Mushroom Plant
Stats- 2/3
Cost- 3
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When a mushroom hurts a zombie, that zombie gets freeze
He’s too cool for the other mushrooms
Skeleton Zombie
Type- Monster Zombie
Stats- 5/2
Cost- 3
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, make a Haunting Ghost
He wanted to take Haunting Ghost for a date, but he didn’t have a guts
EM Peach
Type- Fruit Trick
Cost- 3
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- Science Zombies here and next door get 0ATK this turn
Most likely Crazy Dave’s least favourite plant. Why? Well, it’s because ofthe amount of power she uses is ridiculous. How else is Dave supposed to refrigerate his tacos.
Imp Engineer
Type- Professional Imp Zombie
Stats- 1/2
Cost- 1
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, conjure an Imp and it becomes a part of the Professional tribe
His father was a Zombot Engineer before he died… again, but Imp Engineer decides to follow his footsteps, so his legacy can live on.
Buttercup
Type- Flower Plant
Stats- 4/3
Cost- 4
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played on Ground, make a Buttery Butter here
It’s always nice to sip a drink of melted butter on a Sunday Morning
Buttery Butter
Type- Environment
Cost- 2
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- Zombies here lose all traits.
Warning: Entering this environment will cause Butterfingers.
Lemon-Aid
Type- Squash Plant
Stats- 1/4
Cost- 3
Class- Guardian
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When a plant here or next door is hurt, heal that plant 2HP. Team Up
He is a great doctor, but has a sour personality.
Buttery Popcorn
Type- Corn Plant
Stats- 1/1
Cost- 1
Class- Smarty
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- When destroyed, create a Buttery Butter here. Team Up
Zombies cannot resist the buttery goodness Buttery Popcorn has for offer for them. So much that they can’t even see the obvious trap that is set for their demise.
Funeral Crasher
Type- Professional Zombie
Stats- 3/5
Cost- 4
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When a zombie is destroyed, do 4 damage to the plant that destroyed it. If the zombie was destroyed by a trick, do 4 damage to the Plant Hero.
Zombies don’t need funerals!
Power Walker
Type- Sports Zombie
Stats- 3/3
Cost- 3
Class- Hearty
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- At the end of a turn, this gets +1/+1 and does a bonus attack
GOTTA GO FAST but not too fast okay.
Pidgeon Feeder
Type- Pet Zombie
Stats- 2/3
Cost- 3
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When played, gain three Pidgeon Zombies
Feed the birds. Tuppons a bag.
Pidgeon Zombie
Type- Pet Zombie
Stats- 1/1
Cost- 0
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Frantic: Token
When in the city, watch your head.
Mega Popstar Zombie
Type- Dancing Professional Zombie
Stats- 3/3
Cost- 4
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Legendary
Ability- When played, all empty lanes now have a Paparazzi Zombie. When a Paparazzi Zombie gains strength or health, this gets +1/+1
Her fame is getting to her fast.
Unicorn Gargantuar
Type- Pet Gargantuar Zombie
Stats- 7/6
Cost- 6
Class- Beastly
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When played, all Pets get a random trait
Just in case if it wasn’t obvious enough… he’s a brony.
Taco Imp
Type- Gourmet Imp Zombie
Stats- 1/3
Cost- 3
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- At the end of a turn, all Gourmets get +1/+1
There’s been a trend recently where Imps decide to go into costumes and support their tribe.
Donut Roller
Type- Gourmet Mustache Zombie
Stats- 6/3
Cost- 4
Class- Crazy
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When hurt, conjure a Gourmet Zombie
He’s won the Guinness World Record for baking the world’s largest… cake. You thought it’d be a donut didn’t you.
Fog Machine Zombie
Type- Professional Zombie
Stats- 3/4
Cost- 4
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Super Rare
Ability- When played on grounds, create a Thick Fog here. Protection 1
Now you see him! Now you don’t!
Pitchfork Zombie
Type- History Zombie
Stats- 4/2
Cost- 3
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Uncommon
Ability- Anti Hero 2, Strikethrough
He only had two tools to protest with. Torches and Pitchforks but all the torches ran out.
Zombot Shark Cosplay
Type- Pet Zombie
Stats- 4/3
Cost- 4
Class- Sneaky
Rarity- Frantic: Rare
Ability- When a plant is hurt, do 2 damage to that plant and this gets +1ATK. Amphibious
He just has… a really big thing about that Zombot Shark and no one quite knows why
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2020.05.04 18:05 Mel0n_Collie [OC] What if every world cup team had the same population? - Group F

Mayday! Mayday! A new group is upon us! Welcome back to this alternative world cup as we uncover the sixth group of eight in this fascinating made-up tournament, well, fascinating to me atleast.
My writing was briefly interrupted this morning as amidst all this major historical event malarkey, the UK sneakily changed the May bank holiday to friday leading me to run down the road in my dressing gown for a bin man I didn’t expect. Artists interpretation
I’ve since wiped the stale beer and bin juice off of myself to bring you what was collectively the most laborious group to research, but before I excite you too much, here are the groups so far
Group A, Group B, Group C, Group D, Group E
With this installment falling on May the fourth, you may want to read them in the correct order of D, E, F, A, B, C. Today’s edition begins however, with the revenge of the Sikh’s.
Punjab
3 Indian States (Punjab, Haryana, Rajastan), 1 Pakistani Province (Punjab)
Population (millions): 231.65
From the region that brought you Mundian To Bach Ke via Coventry, we bring you one of the better teams of a very bad Indian bunch.
Punjab is a Persian word meaning land of five rivers, unfortunately as far as the Football is concerned, the region tends to meander more than it flows.
The Pakistani half of the region hogs nine of 16 Pakistan Premier League clubs, denoting sporting superiority to the province's peers, of whom produced zero players for Greater Khorosan’s shortlist.
The ‘Pak Shaheen’ send an octet of failed cricketers to a side where the non-punjabi states of Haryana and Rajastan are never-presents
Goalkeepers Birthplace FM20 Value Age
Gurpreet Singh Sandhu IND Bengaluru GK Punjab 46 0.04 28
Amrinder Singh IND Mumbai City GK Punjab 30 0.02 26
Defenders
Sandesh Jhingan IND Kerala Blasters CB Punjab 43 0.05 26
Harmanjot Singh Khabra IND Bengaluru RB Punjab 26 0.02 31
Answar Ali IND Punjab CB Punjab 24 0.02 35
Gurwinder Singh IND East Bengal CB Punjab 21 0.01 34
Shahbaz Younas PAK Pakistan Army CB Punjab (P) 17 0.01 24
Naveed Ahmed PAK Pakistan Navy CB Punjab (P) 17 0.01 27
Ali Uzair PAK WAPDA RB Punjab (P) 21 0.01 23
Faisal Iqbal PAK National Bank LB Punjab (P) 17 0.01 27
Midfielders
Gurjinder Singh IND SYNKA CM Punjab 33 0.01 33
Germanpreet Singh IND Chennaiyin CDM Punjab 24 0.02 23
Hitesh Sharma IND Hyderabad CM Punjab 24 0.02 22
Bikramjit Singh IND Odisha CDM Punjab 22 0.02 27
Akashdeep Singh IND Minerva Punjab LM Punjab 21 0.01 26
Ahmed Faheem PAK WAPDA RW Punjab (P) 18 0.01 25
Muhammad Adil PAK Khan Research CAM Punjab (P) 21 0.01 27
Rizwan Asif PAK Khan Research RW Punjab (P) 18 0.01 30
Forwards
Balwant Singh IND ATK ST Punjab 30 0.02 33
Manvir Singh IND Goa ST Punjab 30 0.02 24
Ansar Abbas PAK Pakistan Army CF Punjab (P) 19 €0.01 31
Ajay Singh IND Gokula Kerala ST Punjab 17 €0.01 31
Averages/Totals 25 0.37 27.86363636
Gurpreet Singh Sandhu is India’s number one between the sticks, and statistically exceeds the credentials of his teammates here. In September of last year Singh made an incredible 20 saves against Qatar in a completely unexpected 0-0 draw, this high-profile MOTM performance combined with Winning the ISL in 2019 earned him the Golden Glove award and the Arjuna Award for special achievement in Indian sport.
The best offering from west of the border is young fullback Ali Uzair, unfortunately that’s more of an emphasis on the lack of quality from Pakistan.
This uninspiring side has more ammature level ‘Singh’ing than a Saturday night reality show, this side has little to no X factor, it transpires that Punjab does NOT have talent.
West Indonisia & Singapore
25 most westernly Indonesian states, Singapore
Population (millions): 247.71
Aside from the aforementioned Pakistan, Indonesia is the closest sovereign nation to the target population, slightly over hitting the mark, Australia and co. nicked the West of this astronomical archipelago.
Much like many of the south-eastern countries, football is arguably Indonesia’s most popular sport along with Badminton. Playing under the historical pseudonym of the Dutch East-Indies, the Garuda were the first Asian team to participate in the World Cup in 1938, with a 6-0 defeat to Hungary their only appearance to date in the tournament.
With a substantial talent pool and a love for the game, it is frustrating that they have yet to produce a player that has made any sort of impact on the game. The man attempting to remedy that is obviously… Dennis Wise? Yes, bizarrely in what in one of the best Footballing series to come out of Youtube ‘The Search for Indonesia’s first wonderkid’ follows ‘Garuda Select’, a squad of 16/17 year old Indonesians scouted and managed by former England teammates Dennis Wise and Des Walker who give them the opportunity of spending a year in the English development system. Devised by the Indonesian FA, It’s a fascinating and unique look at the measures taken to develop the game.
A game between Garuda Select and Walsall under-17 was viewed live in Indonesia by 4.5 million people, personifying an incomparable desperation for a football team to be proud of. The now 18 year old striker Bagus Kahfi looks to be the valedictorian of the class of 2020, commanding rumours of a groundbreaking English club contract.
For now the only thing the current Indonesia squad has in common with England is that they seem adverse to being in Europe. The metropolitan super-city of Singapore joins on to the side, providing a spine of players to the squad.
Goalkeepers Birthplace FM20 Value Age
Andritany Ardhiyasa IDN Persija Jakarta GK Jakarta 39 €0.02 28
Hassan Sunny SNG Army United GK Singapore 41 €0.03 36
Defenders
Fachrudin Aryanto IDN Madura United CB Klaten 41 €0.02 31
Hansamu Yama IDN Persebaya Surabaya CB Mojokerto 41 €0.02 25
Ricky Fajrin IDN Bali United LB Semarang 34 €0.01 24
Firza Andika IDN Tubize LB Medan 40 €0.04 20
Juni Gede Antara IDN Bhayangkara RB Gianyar 36 €0.04 24
Gabin Kwan IDN Bali United RWB Denpasar 38 €0.04 24
Safuwan Bahadrudin SNG Selangor CB Singapore 42 €0.05 28
Andy Setyo IDN Persikabo CB Pati 33 €0.02 22
Midfielders 0
Stefano Lilipaly IDN Bali United CAM Amsterdam, NED 49 €0.08 30
Asep Berlian IDN Madura United CDM Bogor 37 €0.02 29
Bayu Pradana IDN Barito Putera CDM Salatiga 40 €0.02 29
Febri Hariyadi IDN Persib Bandung RW Bandung 48 €0.07 24
Septian David IDN PSIS Semarang LW Semarang 38 €0.02 23
Sani Rizki IDN Bhayangkara CM Bhayangkara 36 €0.02 22
Hendro Siswanto IDN Arema CM Tuban 41 €0.02 30
Ikhsan Fandi SNG Raufoss CM Singapore 42 €0.01 21
Forwards 0
Irfan Bachdim IDN PSS Sleman ST Amsterdam, NED 44 €0.06 31
Lerby Eliandry IDN Bali United ST Samarinda 38 €0.05 28
Ilija Spasojević IDN Bali United ST Bar, Montenegro 49 €0.02 32
Egy Maulana IDN Lechia Gdansk ST Medan 49 €0.12 19
Averages/Totals 41 €0.80 26.36363636
While Bagus doesn’t quite have the mileage to make the squad yet, sophomore Egy Maulana could be just as prosperous. The teenager has begun making appearances in the Polish Ekstraklasa scoring 13 goals in 16 games for the reserve side.
Native league champions Bali United are responsible for almost a quarter of the squad; formed in 2015, this favourable away day is already banging on the door of Champions league qualification.
Belgian bad boy Radja Nainggolan is half-Indonesian and idolised for being so. Despite already commanding 30 caps for ‘Les Diables Rouges’ before being outcast by Roberto Martinez, if there was some way for the midfielder to change allegiances, the manager would probably let him light up a cigarette in the centre-circle if he wanted to.
Far East and WCUS
Japan, South Korea,10 US States (Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Hawaii, Alaska)
Population (millions): 241.08
By far the most strained geographical combination, this franken-side is of intermediate quality but got an absolute touch in the draw, putting them as favourites.
From K-pop to California, this region could have simply been named ‘pop-culture land’, although the star quality is monopolised by a smiley Spurs striker who is projecting a career that may well already crown him Asia’s greatest ever export.
Japan and South Korea are Asia’s most tenacious territories when it comes to World Cup qualification. A debut appearance in 1998 for the Samurai Blue sparked a sensational start to the 21st century, qualifying for the last six iterations of the tournament reaching the knockout stages on three occasions, winning the Asian Cup thrice during this spell. The talismanic talents of Cha Bum and Park Ji Sung dominate the saga of South Korea’s qualification streak that spans back to 1986, although bizarrely continental bragging rights have evaded them for 60 years.
The west coast of the United States buffers the region's populous power, hoping tactics won’t get lost in translation, four yanks make their way East.
Goalkeepers Birthplace FM20 Value Age
Cho Hyun Woo KOR Ulsan Hyundai GK Seoul 61 €0.84 27
Stefan Frei USA Seattle Sounders GK Alstatten 61 €1.80 33
Defenders
Aaron Long USA NY Red Bulls CB Oak Hills, CA 62 €4.00 26
Gen Shoji JAP Toulouse CB Kobe 64 €4.50 26
Yuto Nagatomo JAP Galatasaray LB Saijo, Ehime 63 €2.70 32
Kim Min Jae KOR Beijing Guoan CB Tongyeong, Gye 62 €10.20 22
Maya Yoshida JAP Southampton CB Nagasaki 64 €9.10 31
Makoto Hasebe JAP Frantfurt CB Fujieda, Shizuoka 68 €0.66 35
Hiroki Sakai JAP Marsielle RB Kashiwa 69 €7.50 29
Deandre Yedlin USA Newcastle RWB Seattle, WA 64 €14.90 26
Midfielders
Weston McKennie USA Schalke CM Fort Lewis, WA 67 €7.50 21
Daichi Kamada JAP Frankfurt CM Ehime 63 €4.00 23
Shinji Kagawa JAP Real Zaragoza CAM Kobe 70 €11.90 30
Shoya Nakajima JAP Porto LM Tokyo 69 €15.40 25
Takashi Inui JAP SD Eibar LM Omihachiman 69 €12.30 31
Takumi Minamino JAP Liverpool RM Osaka 72 €33.40 26
Kangin Lee KOR Valencia CAM Incheon 63 €12.15 19
Ki Sueng Yueng KOR Newcastle CM Gwangju 63 €2.40 30
Forwards
Heung Min Son KOR Tottenham LF Gangwon 80 €62.00 27
Hwang Hee Chan KOR RB Salzburg ST Gangwon 68 €2.90 23
Yoshinori Muto JAP Newcastle ST Tokyo 62 €11.00 27
Yuya Osako JAP Werder Bremen CF Kagoshima 66 €5.70 29
Averages/Totals 66 €237.78 27.04
The affiliate clubs of this team read like an interrailing checklist; the side sprinkles across a predominantly European list of heavy-to-welter-weight clubs.
Stefan Frei likely tends the goal despite hailing from Germany, while in front of him are the familiar faces of Yoshida and Sakai who both have an eye for goal.
Takashi Inui was the star of a recent World Cup campaign that cruelly resulted in Japan almost reaching the quarter finals, losing to Belgium after being 2-0 up in one of the year's most enthralling matches. The forward thinking midfielder may play parallel to Liverpool’s newest acquisition Minamino who is finding his feet at the European champions.
The region has some explosive young talent in the way of Valencia’s Kangin Lee, the 19 year old just made the cut as Barcelona’s Takeufa Kubo is one year his junior but has a higher ceiling for future stardom, but for now his talent’s are still as raw as a California sushi roll.
I can’t finish this section without nodding to the almost boringly impressive ability of Heung-Min Song. A Champions League finalist and the first Asian player to score 50 Premier League goals, ‘Sonaldo’ is the Salah of South Korea and the unofficial eighth member of BTS, his world-class abilities will undoubtedly see him have a lot of fun in this group.
East Africa
Tunisia, Libya, Sudan, South Sudan, Chad, CAR, Ethiopia, Somalia, Eritrea, Djibouti, Niger
Population (millions): 254.59
The poorest African region in more ways than one, it is completely forgivable that this squad doesn’t compete with their continental counterparts.
The inclusion of Tunisia is greatly beneficial as the Magreb moguls have five qualifications to their name, combine that with the rest of the region and East Africa has… five qualifications to their name.
Ethiopia features less in this squad than it’s 109 million population demands. The national team won a home Cup of Nations in 1962 but have qualified just once in the last 37 years.
Troubled nation Somalia does not feature in this squad, probably because the players keep insisting they are the captain.
Goalkeepers Birthplace FM20 Value Age
Kassaly Daouda NIG Katsina United GK Dosso 52 €0.04 36
Jemal Tassew ETH Fasil Kenema GK Awassa 55 €0.13 30
Defenders
Herve Lybohy NIG Nancy CB Bouake, Ivory Coast 57 €0.72 36
Mohamed Drager TUN Paderborn RB Frieberg 57 €1.10 23
Dylar Bronn TUN FC Metz CB Cannes 61 €1.80 24
Yohan Benalouane TUN Notts Forest CB Bagnols-sur-ceze 62 €1.60 33
Oussama Haddadi TUN Ettifaq CB Tunis 60 €3.80 28
Aymen Abdennour TUN Kayserispor CB Sousse 60 €3.30 30
Eyob Zambataro ETH Atalanta LWB Addis Ababa 52 €0.30 20
Mohamed Ali Khider SDN Al Merrikh SC RWB Khartoum 56 €0.02 35
Midfielders
Ahmad Benali LBY Crotone CM Manchester 61 €1.80 28
Wahbi Khazri TUN St Ettiene CAM Ajaccio 70 €11.30 29
Geoffrey Kondogbia CAR Valencia CDM Nemours, France 73 €25.00 27
Naim Sliti TUN Ettifaq LM Marsielle 65 €5.70 27
Casimir Ninga CHA Angers LW Mandoul 61 €2.40 26
Ismael Tajouri LBY New York City LW Bern, Switzerland 60 €2.60 26
Ali Mohamed NIG Beitar Jerusalem CM Niamey 61 €1.30 25
Ellyes Skhiri TUN Koln CDM Lunel 68 €8.10 24
Forwards
Henok Goitom ERI AIK Stockholm ST Solna, Sweden 63 €0.15 35
Yoann Touzghar TUN Troyes ST Avignon 56 €0.47 33
Hamdi Harbaoui TUN Al Arabi ST Bizerte 61 €0.72 35
Issam Jebali TUN Odense B ST Majaz al Bab 62 €0.40 28
Averages/Totals 61 €72.75 29
The squads greatest chance of a high finish rests in the hands of Midfield pair Wahbi Khazri and Geoffrey Kondogbia; The Tunisian showed flashes of brilliance for an infamously poor Sunderland side, while the holding midfielder from CAR always has plenty in the tank.
Chad’s only representative Casimir Ninga can sneak through defenses unnoticed on his day but is an archetypal pacey dribbler with end product to be desired.
Henok Goitom should lead the line, the 35 year old striker was born in Sweden but is the offspring of two Eritrean asylum seekers. In 2008-09 Goitom reached double figures in La Liga but wasn’t to make his international debut until six years later, he now captains the red sea boys but the multigenerational talent’s best years are behind him, and having never qualified for AFCON, it might be an opportunity spurned.
The back line has the potential to be all Tunisian, a side that conceded eight goals in three games in russia, albeit presumably less than Djibouti would have.
Thanks again for reading, tomorrow we’ll have a region that would make Trump spit out his disinfectant , and the land of 9 million bicycles.
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